I haven't been on much lately; sorry about that.
I have a grandfather. Two, actually, but we're only going to talk about one of them today. He is not very tall, and getting shorter every day. He is round and he is jolly. He has not lost much of his hair, which for someone 80 years of age is quite impressive. His hair has, however, turned completely white, much like a polar bear, or maybe a yeti.
I used to have quite the beard -- think, Grizzly Adams. Shut up, it was Alaska. Someone told me recently, what with the holiday season upon us, if I were to ever go as white as my grandfather and grow back my beard....well, you get the picture. I suppose it beats being compared to Al Borland, which has never happened to me.
I said shut up!
To get to the point, who wants to sit on my lap and tell me what you want? I want to find out who's been naughty and who's been nice?
I have a grandfather. Two, actually, but we're only going to talk about one of them today. He is not very tall, and getting shorter every day. He is round and he is jolly. He has not lost much of his hair, which for someone 80 years of age is quite impressive. His hair has, however, turned completely white, much like a polar bear, or maybe a yeti.
I used to have quite the beard -- think, Grizzly Adams. Shut up, it was Alaska. Someone told me recently, what with the holiday season upon us, if I were to ever go as white as my grandfather and grow back my beard....well, you get the picture. I suppose it beats being compared to Al Borland, which has never happened to me.
I said shut up!
To get to the point, who wants to sit on my lap and tell me what you want? I want to find out who's been naughty and who's been nice?
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grizzly adams DID have a beard!