Well, it's Wednesday and I'm about to head out into this wonderful nighttime adventure we call Portland! Wish me luck! 
Binoculars, check.
Duct tape, check.
Condoms, check.
Rubber ducky, check.
Come on, Burt. Let's go....
Binoculars, check.
Duct tape, check.
Condoms, check.
Rubber ducky, check.
Come on, Burt. Let's go....
elphie:
Dude if I were Burt.. and I read that.. I'd be hiding with Ernie's rubber ducky in hand telling him to take five fucking steps back or the yellow squeaking fuck gets it. 