Everything was business as usual at Embers. These Wednesday nights are becoming a regular thing. I don't get hit on by the bears as much anymore, but it's just as well -- I don't swing that way. I mean, I'm flattered and all, but I'm just not into penis. Hell, I have a love/hate relationship with the one I have!
Were I not feeling under the weather, I might have been out on the dance floor. Instead, my function was that of bench warmer. I'll get the hang of this dancing thing one of these days. Of course, being raised Seventh-Day Adventist doesn't help. SDA's do not dance. Period. For goodness sake, it might lead to sex! Anyone know why SDA's don't have sex standing up? Well, I'll tell you:
IT'S TOO MUCH LIKE DANCING!
We're organizing yet another weekend shooting trip. Before long, I'll have my entire circle of friends packing heat! Well, maybe not all. There are some people that simply shouldn't, but that's all I'm going to say about that....
Were I not feeling under the weather, I might have been out on the dance floor. Instead, my function was that of bench warmer. I'll get the hang of this dancing thing one of these days. Of course, being raised Seventh-Day Adventist doesn't help. SDA's do not dance. Period. For goodness sake, it might lead to sex! Anyone know why SDA's don't have sex standing up? Well, I'll tell you:
IT'S TOO MUCH LIKE DANCING!
We're organizing yet another weekend shooting trip. Before long, I'll have my entire circle of friends packing heat! Well, maybe not all. There are some people that simply shouldn't, but that's all I'm going to say about that....
karalynn:
