If this doesnt make you want to punch babies, repeatedly, than we have a problem.
Fuck! Those motherfuckers are coming to Cleveland Jan 29. Too bad its at House of Blues cuz I dont like that place, even though I helped build it. Im gonna try to push up to the front again but I dont know. I get scarred cuz of my back and all sometimes. Which has sadly regressed, and I dont know why.
I pissed my secretary off this morning. She doesnt get my sickness. For those that dont know, Im almost never serious, although, I can make it seem like I am. Somebody clogged the toilet in the office, I think it was her actually, so I attempted to help her but the goddamn toilet was going to overflow so I asked for an "abortion tool" ie wire coat hanger. Instantly disgusted. Awesome. So I explained that thats really all theyre good for, unclogging shit from toilets and abortions, essentially the same thing, as they will ruin anything white that you hang on them. NO WIRE HANGERS!!!
Now make me some fucking coffee!
Performing parts of this skit with your brother in front of your parents. Awesome.
Sheeeeeiiiiiiittttt!!
What! WHAT!! WHAT!!
Oh, Im a failure on trying to help out children with cancer as I couldnt take the hair any longer and have gone back to my seemingly "clean cut" ways. They should just wear bandanas and look gangsta as fuck all the time anyways. Thats why my mom did.
Fuck. Im in a decent mood. If I could stay in this mindset I wouldnt have anything to worry about. It is time for a change of pace.
I want to make a table that looks like a baby coffin that is floating on the wall. It will have secret compartments to put "stuff" in and I want it to open on top so people can put their dead babies in. Conversation piece at the least.
That is all.
p.s. ~ my brother totalled his car over the weekend so if you happen to know who that is, either go leave him some love or go make fun of him. Hes alright so its cool. Ive seen some funny shit happen around dead mans curve. When people close to me get hurt it makes me tell everyone around me that I care about them. Instinct I guess. Some ass hats gets annoyed by it though.
Fuck! Those motherfuckers are coming to Cleveland Jan 29. Too bad its at House of Blues cuz I dont like that place, even though I helped build it. Im gonna try to push up to the front again but I dont know. I get scarred cuz of my back and all sometimes. Which has sadly regressed, and I dont know why.
I pissed my secretary off this morning. She doesnt get my sickness. For those that dont know, Im almost never serious, although, I can make it seem like I am. Somebody clogged the toilet in the office, I think it was her actually, so I attempted to help her but the goddamn toilet was going to overflow so I asked for an "abortion tool" ie wire coat hanger. Instantly disgusted. Awesome. So I explained that thats really all theyre good for, unclogging shit from toilets and abortions, essentially the same thing, as they will ruin anything white that you hang on them. NO WIRE HANGERS!!!
Now make me some fucking coffee!
Performing parts of this skit with your brother in front of your parents. Awesome.
Sheeeeeiiiiiiittttt!!
What! WHAT!! WHAT!!
Oh, Im a failure on trying to help out children with cancer as I couldnt take the hair any longer and have gone back to my seemingly "clean cut" ways. They should just wear bandanas and look gangsta as fuck all the time anyways. Thats why my mom did.
Fuck. Im in a decent mood. If I could stay in this mindset I wouldnt have anything to worry about. It is time for a change of pace.
I want to make a table that looks like a baby coffin that is floating on the wall. It will have secret compartments to put "stuff" in and I want it to open on top so people can put their dead babies in. Conversation piece at the least.
That is all.
p.s. ~ my brother totalled his car over the weekend so if you happen to know who that is, either go leave him some love or go make fun of him. Hes alright so its cool. Ive seen some funny shit happen around dead mans curve. When people close to me get hurt it makes me tell everyone around me that I care about them. Instinct I guess. Some ass hats gets annoyed by it though.
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hope everythings cool.....and little bro is resting...he needs it!
(save 2-3 of them) fuckin diva is what it comes down to.With you me and Knucklesready to pounce some shit boyfriend of one of them for steping out of line goes to show whos real here.But i am having the Snowtubing thing here so its closer for the northern folks.