gaz123

Tried to speak to Ray's wife yesterday but couldn't get hold of her, so, I'm not sure how his surgery went, fingers crossed and all that.

I've got a question in my head that is driving me crazy. Maybe one of my better educated friends can help me, but, it will test the very depths of anyones inteliigence.

OK, here goes:

Why aren't moustaches called "Mouthbrows" ?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address!