I'm a big fuck up. I should be asleep, but I'm not. Instead I'm eating a midnight snack and blogging.
I went to see the woman with the worst name ever speak at a bookstore tonight. Dagmar Herzog. She's the author of a book called Sex in Crisis: The New Sexual Revolution and the Future of American Politics
It was so depressing, seeing the stuff that passed as sex education in this country. To think that anyone would try to stop condom use. It makes no sense. Teenagers will fuck. Everyone fucks. Something like 90% of all americans fuck before they get married. Get with it, Christians. The whole sex before marriage thing is a battle you lost. Leave that one and Gay marriage to the heathens already, please. Don't make it so that kids (who absolutely WILL fuck) don't know what will get them pregnant and what won't.
I signed a True Love Waits card when I was 13, along with all the other good little Christians at church that night. And I've since had more sex than I could have ever imagined with more people (some had BALLS, too!) than I could have ever imagined. I can imagine that a solid 95% of the kids that signed that shit with me did the same thing. Only probably not with as many people.
So stop it, Christians. Call it off. AIDS and unwanted pregnancy are very real things in this country. Yes, abstinence solves everything. But almost no one is abstinent. No one will be. So stop. Be realistic. You look silly. People will fuck other people. The Good Lord created the orgasm, now let us enjoy it in peace. Or in raunch. With condoms. And birth control. Take up another cross.
Professor Herzog's little speech tonight made me want to die a little. Everything is so wrong. So many interest groups deciding what we learn for political gain. So many people and ideals are villified. As we continue to slip into the abyss of ignorance that this country, my country is so known for.
This part, though, made me smile. Christian sex toys. To be used in the sanctity of Marriage.
Fuck you.
I went to see the woman with the worst name ever speak at a bookstore tonight. Dagmar Herzog. She's the author of a book called Sex in Crisis: The New Sexual Revolution and the Future of American Politics
It was so depressing, seeing the stuff that passed as sex education in this country. To think that anyone would try to stop condom use. It makes no sense. Teenagers will fuck. Everyone fucks. Something like 90% of all americans fuck before they get married. Get with it, Christians. The whole sex before marriage thing is a battle you lost. Leave that one and Gay marriage to the heathens already, please. Don't make it so that kids (who absolutely WILL fuck) don't know what will get them pregnant and what won't.
I signed a True Love Waits card when I was 13, along with all the other good little Christians at church that night. And I've since had more sex than I could have ever imagined with more people (some had BALLS, too!) than I could have ever imagined. I can imagine that a solid 95% of the kids that signed that shit with me did the same thing. Only probably not with as many people.
So stop it, Christians. Call it off. AIDS and unwanted pregnancy are very real things in this country. Yes, abstinence solves everything. But almost no one is abstinent. No one will be. So stop. Be realistic. You look silly. People will fuck other people. The Good Lord created the orgasm, now let us enjoy it in peace. Or in raunch. With condoms. And birth control. Take up another cross.
Professor Herzog's little speech tonight made me want to die a little. Everything is so wrong. So many interest groups deciding what we learn for political gain. So many people and ideals are villified. As we continue to slip into the abyss of ignorance that this country, my country is so known for.
This part, though, made me smile. Christian sex toys. To be used in the sanctity of Marriage.
Fuck you.
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Thanks for the compliment, I am really going for 'bedroom hair'. It's surprisingly high-maintenance.
I hope you look like it already, or soon.
Gnight.
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