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Yesterday, my ex girlfriend Hillary's 'mood' on myspace, the only thing I can see on her private profile which I check every day, said "...is over it."

So bah. I'm not over SHIT.

I just scratched my dick till it got irritated.

You people are crazy, though. Mariah's a hot, HOT piece of woman. Mmm Mmm good. I would hit that shit.
The "I will hunt you down" on the bottom was making fun of her insane new song in which she tells us (the listeners) that we can fuck her, but if we put the video on youtube that she will hunt us down. What she's really telling us is that she's insane. She's fucking 38 and saying things like youtube in her songs.
And YES, I'm really concerned about this (no, I'm not. but sometimes celeb culture just gets me.).



UH! Look at that thicky-thickness.

I'm sick and a little broke.
I was supposed to have beers with Merritt tonight but I'm supposed to take Anna, my roommate, out for her birthday tonight.
Money money money.