gaslight

Oh wow, lets try to remember this past weekend. Just the sheer amount of work and alcohol consumption, on so little sleep, amazes me. Ok, up at 10am on Friday, played with my son until it was time to go to work. Work kicked my fucking ass. It was horrible. I think I must have sweated a few gallons. Off work, shower, time to go drink at a girl's house that I've been working on. One of two girls, but I get bored dammit! I'm single, I need options! Anyway, this girl is a sweetheart, totally gorgeous, we're certainly sweet on each other. This one is only 20 years old. A little younger than I'd like, but she's smart and has her shit together, and there's the fact that I just can't resist her. lol She's a virgin though. Which is fine, confusing if you knew her, but all good. I think maybe she's just never found someone she wanted to lose her virginity to and so she's scared. I lost my virginity 14 years ago, and was damn ready to, lol, but it was still an experience that did come with some anxiety. Also, I learned that she has been doing chemo for the past few years for some kind of cancerous cells in her female parts. I don't think that affects her ability to have sex, but it may also be a factor that causes her to be apprehensive. Anyway, her, me, her brother, and her roommate proceed to pound beers and play 'Sorry' (yes the fucking board game) until about 5am. Exciting shit I know, but it was fun actually. So, work again at 11am. 5 hours sleep and I work from 11am-10pm straight through in a hot as balls kitchen. Off work, back to her house again. Well this time it turns into a fucking party. Probably about 15 or so of us, cases and cases of beer, drinking games, there's girls flashing boobs, it was a good time. So she falls asleep in my lap on the couch but the drunks are wanting to sleep there, so I carry her ass to bed and join her. She wakes up as I get her to her room and does her usual strip naked to go to bed thing. I've slept with her before, but I'm a gentleman and have never pushed her further than she wanted to go, but at the same time, I let her know that I want to. lol Dear sweet jeebus this girl looks phenomenal naked! Like, in clothes she looks good, but you wouldn't expect her to look that fucking good naked. Whew! So I crawl in bed with her and her hot Asian friend who's already been passed out, cuddle the shit out of both of them, and get about two hours sleep. Getting out of that bed suuuucked! Off to work again at 8am. Work til 2pm, and it's time to hit the road to Charlotte for the My Morning Jacket concert! WOOOOOO! Those guys are fucking amazing live. Seriously, if you have the chance, go see them! Hit the parking lot at about 4:30 and pound beers with my dad and a couple friends until showtime. Wasted, again, we get into the venue and get our seats just in time to catch Neko Case open. That chick can sing her ass off. Really mellow. I enjoyed her. Right before MMJ is about to come on we get hit with a massive fucking thunderstorm. Everything on stage gets covered in plastic and we gotta wait it out. Got soaked, but didn't give a shit. It was hot and I had a cold beer in my hand so it was still good times. After about 15 min the storm passes and they get all the electronics on stage back online. MMJ hits the stage and totally rewards us for waiting it out. They killed it! Straight through, no set break. Absolutely one of the best shows I've been to, and I've been to A LOT. After the show, we stopped at a bar right outside the venue and got a pitcher and some brats. Great way to cap off the evening. We made it home about 2am and I crashed for 12 hours. lol That has to be one of my top 'most fun' weekends. What a blast!

Here's an iPhone video I took at the show:

Kinda wobbly, but I was fucking wasted. Ha! I would suggest watching in full screen though as it is in HD

And as I wrote this I was watching American Pickers. Does anyone else think Danielle is a fucking hottie?


Seriously, she also does burlesque and roller derby. She kicks serious ass!