Five-Minute fiction - 22:16-22:21
Im not really sure what Im supposed to write here, I said as claimed the sheet of paper the police-officer slid across the desk and took the proffered pen.
Its easy, he said. Even a monkey could fill it out.
Which I suppose is true, provided the monkey, or more likely great ape or chimpanzee was capable of reading and comprehending the words written on the page, and I struggle to imagine what their penmanship would be like giving the placement of their thumbs.
Name:
Well, at least it starts off easy enough.
Archibald Walters, Earl of Hamprey. The last bit is just a personal affectation, something I sign all my requisite documents with. Its the same as adding an esquire, but much more imposing.
Address:
That ones a little tougher. No fixed address at present, deposed dictator. Again, another affectation, few people know how to act when they meet a member of the parliament, or the royal family, but t meet a
Im not really sure what Im supposed to write here, I said as claimed the sheet of paper the police-officer slid across the desk and took the proffered pen.
Its easy, he said. Even a monkey could fill it out.
Which I suppose is true, provided the monkey, or more likely great ape or chimpanzee was capable of reading and comprehending the words written on the page, and I struggle to imagine what their penmanship would be like giving the placement of their thumbs.
Name:
Well, at least it starts off easy enough.
Archibald Walters, Earl of Hamprey. The last bit is just a personal affectation, something I sign all my requisite documents with. Its the same as adding an esquire, but much more imposing.
Address:
That ones a little tougher. No fixed address at present, deposed dictator. Again, another affectation, few people know how to act when they meet a member of the parliament, or the royal family, but t meet a