thought you might enjoy the Pet Names for Genitalia, the song: this is the guy version, girl version's next! Any suggestions for improvements are always appreciated...
(to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Hairy Noonan, Manta Ray, Red Rhino, Bobby Lay,
Southern-pointed Killer Willie, Twin Pistachios,
Joe McDangle, Tricky Dicky, Studfinder, give a licky,
Northern Marble, Southern Marble, Celtic Potato
Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod,
Arm of the Octopi, peeking from beneath the fly
Power Tower, Frank and Beans, you know what it really means,
Marky Marker, Little Gipper, Salad Shooter, One Eye
(Chorus)
Pet names for genitalia, you know we all think of them and you gotta
love them. Pet names for genitalia, there's always something silly bout
the little willy.
Meaty member, Lincoln log, Knickerbreaker, Devil Dog
Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, Sprinkler Spout
Ding-dong, Ankle Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker,
Don Juans magic wand, One-Eyed Trouser Trout
Hot Rod, Jims Beam, aim it in a steady stream,
Davie Cockett, Peter, Spam, Elvis Prickley, Disneys Ham
Barbell, Buddhas pest, Pink Gorilla threw a mess,
Monster Mace, have a taste, double down and chew it
(Chorus)
Little John, Pastor Jack, Sex Salami, Camel Back,
Spurtnik, Choad-a-Lot, Bridge on the River Twat,
Minigun, Charles in Charge, Family Jewels, Huge Large,
Stark naked Hummer ride, children from The Little Guy
Dingleberry, Bend Hur, Howler Monkey, Rapier,
Fruit Loops, swinging low, dont you tell me no blow
All three! Tweedledee, tweedledum and Captain C
Kitty Checker, Rectal Wrecker, go where no one else go
(Chorus)
Morning Wood, Harpoon, Thunder under Full Moon
Hugh G. Rection, Hot Beef Injection,
Wang, Wookie, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Kidney Cracker,
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle,
Tube steak, uncle Dick, this is getting really sick, I'm not thru, there's one more,
Purple Helmet Warrior!
(Chorus)
Dolphin steak, Gentle Ben, David in the Lions Den
Hypodermic muscle meat, Chinese Carrot, Parakeet,
Mater, Gator, Penetrator, Tiny Tim, Ejaculator,
Cpl. Klinger, ding-a-linger, crimson-headed yogurt slinger
Rod of Lightning, Sallys Ride, Muff Hunter, Slip n Slide
Dong, prong, Long schlong slip it in a willing thong
Happy Harry Hard-on, girl I beg your pardon,
Dumb and Dumber wanna play, I cant help it anyway!
(Chorus)
But when we are gone
Will they still live on and on and on
(to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Hairy Noonan, Manta Ray, Red Rhino, Bobby Lay,
Southern-pointed Killer Willie, Twin Pistachios,
Joe McDangle, Tricky Dicky, Studfinder, give a licky,
Northern Marble, Southern Marble, Celtic Potato
Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod,
Arm of the Octopi, peeking from beneath the fly
Power Tower, Frank and Beans, you know what it really means,
Marky Marker, Little Gipper, Salad Shooter, One Eye
(Chorus)
Pet names for genitalia, you know we all think of them and you gotta
love them. Pet names for genitalia, there's always something silly bout
the little willy.
Meaty member, Lincoln log, Knickerbreaker, Devil Dog
Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, Sprinkler Spout
Ding-dong, Ankle Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker,
Don Juans magic wand, One-Eyed Trouser Trout
Hot Rod, Jims Beam, aim it in a steady stream,
Davie Cockett, Peter, Spam, Elvis Prickley, Disneys Ham
Barbell, Buddhas pest, Pink Gorilla threw a mess,
Monster Mace, have a taste, double down and chew it
(Chorus)
Little John, Pastor Jack, Sex Salami, Camel Back,
Spurtnik, Choad-a-Lot, Bridge on the River Twat,
Minigun, Charles in Charge, Family Jewels, Huge Large,
Stark naked Hummer ride, children from The Little Guy
Dingleberry, Bend Hur, Howler Monkey, Rapier,
Fruit Loops, swinging low, dont you tell me no blow
All three! Tweedledee, tweedledum and Captain C
Kitty Checker, Rectal Wrecker, go where no one else go
(Chorus)
Morning Wood, Harpoon, Thunder under Full Moon
Hugh G. Rection, Hot Beef Injection,
Wang, Wookie, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Pee-Pee, Kidney Cracker,
Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle,
Tube steak, uncle Dick, this is getting really sick, I'm not thru, there's one more,
Purple Helmet Warrior!
(Chorus)
Dolphin steak, Gentle Ben, David in the Lions Den
Hypodermic muscle meat, Chinese Carrot, Parakeet,
Mater, Gator, Penetrator, Tiny Tim, Ejaculator,
Cpl. Klinger, ding-a-linger, crimson-headed yogurt slinger
Rod of Lightning, Sallys Ride, Muff Hunter, Slip n Slide
Dong, prong, Long schlong slip it in a willing thong
Happy Harry Hard-on, girl I beg your pardon,
Dumb and Dumber wanna play, I cant help it anyway!
(Chorus)
But when we are gone
Will they still live on and on and on