Anyone up for a game of "disturb your local WalMart cashier"? Basically, what's the most disturbing combination of 3 items you can think of to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're going to do with them? The more obscure the grouping the better, I find - like a bible, a jar of mayonnaise, and a stopwatch...
Obvious sick combos work too but only if they're truly odd - like duct tape, lighter fluid, and a Teletubbies video. I'm sure you all have twisted enough minds for some really impressive submissions...

- A jar of vaseline, a Coleman stove, and a Red Rider BB rifle.
- A box of nails, a stuffed animal, and a gift box
- A frozen chicken, a NASCAR cap, and pink ribbon
I'm sure all of those would set the imagination alight with unwelcome imagery.