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I went jogging today after work, kicked a curb when the dog pulled after a squirrel and totally ate shit.

frown skull mad ARRR!!!

I'm gonna watch ali g and drink whiskey and go to bed.

smile ooo aaa
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It's raining, I don't have homework to do today and I have a headache. So I'm going to do an experiment in the name of science.

Scientific question: How many glasses of whisky does it take to cure a headache?

hypothesis: 3 glasses

Type of whisky to use in test: 10 yo Bushmills (green label)

size of glass: oh smaller than a standard rocks glass.....
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cinemonk:
I must say that this has been one of the most entertaining journal entries that I have read in quite a while. Alcohol always makes things better, whether it be used to cure a headache or a broken heart. Cheers to your scientific research! smile
spnspnsgar:
yes. teenagers can be little brats. it was so mean! but then again, it's really quite funny. i really didn't care that much.
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I'm going to hang out in White Center tonight.

Try not to be too jealous.
merritt:
I not only tried, but I succeeded.
tailofdogma:
i'd be more jealous if it was an in-and-out burger
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merritt:
Her knees have callouses? Nice...
tailofdogma:
that's goddamn funny!
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naps are good. miao!!
venice:
Ha, yeah I remember that. She probably just got mad because she had to clean up all the syrup on the table, right?

Whenever I try to take naps, I end up sleeping for hours and getting groggy, and it ruins the rest of my day.
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venice:
The other movie, the one that was cracked, was Stealing Beauty. I hae indeed seen Basquiat, several years ago when my family used to take turns renting movies every Friday, and my dad always got these really obscure things.
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Moving s-u-c-k-s.

90% of my stuff is at the new place but I'm still at the old place for another night - Nothing here but my bed, dog, toothbrush, half a bottle of vermouth and half a bottle of vodka.
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cinemonk:
I hate moving, I feel your pain.

well at least you have some booze tongue
spnspnsgar:
moving wouldn't suck if it was me moving to the pac northwest and gettin' the f outta dodge. and by dodge, i mean stinky, dirty, hot new york... ugh ugh ughhhhhhhhhh!! how's that for dramatic? hahahaha