It's raining, I don't have homework to do today and I have a headache. So I'm going to do an experiment in the name of science.
Scientific question: How many glasses of whisky does it take to cure a headache?
hypothesis: 3 glasses
Type of whisky to use in test: 10 yo Bushmills (green label)
size of glass: oh smaller than a standard rocks glass.. maybe 1 cup?
Ice used: Yes
Other factors: I had a lamb gyro and a bar of chocolate for dinner. I did not drink yesterday.
Headache pain level scale
5: blinding pain - can't see, cant type, want to put gun in mouth
4: throbbing pain behind eyes. can function but only with a dull hatered for everything I encounter
3: annoying headache
2: somewhere in between
1: mild headache
0: no headache
Log--------------------
7:37 Experiment begins.
Headache pain level: 4
Whisky consumed: 0 glasses
notes: My dog farted and it stinks really bad.
8:00 Glass 1
Headache pain level: 4
Whisky consumed: 1 glasses
notes:
- no change yet. lots of pressure behind the eyes - feels like the type of thing a power drill might help solve.
- whisky tastes good.
- I have to do laundry, but someone left their shit in the washer. I don't want to touch someone elses underwear (in these circumstances).
8:40 Glass 2
Headache pain level: 3
Whisky consumed: 2 glasses
notes:
- less pressure behind eyes though there seems to be a bit of 'ebbing and flowing'. overall, I don't have hatred for everything I encounter so I think I have moved down a level.
- started listening and singing along with tom waits albums 'the early years vols 1 & 2'
- Synnove changed her profile picture. it's very white but she appears to be licking something so I approve. gawd shes hawt.
* forgot to mention I spoke with my mom who was worried about my sister who did not come home last night.
9:10 Glass 3
Headache pain level: 2
Whisky consumed: 3 glasses
notes:
- headache is less. definitely 2 not three. don't hate much of anyhitng.
- sister is fine. she suggested water for the headache but I don't want to contaminate the experiment. it's for science after all - the benefit of mankind. like group theory.
- wash is probably sitting in the machine and some other poor schmuck is probably bitching about how some asshole (TM) has left their clothes in the washer and how he doesn't want to touch someone elses underwear (in these circumstances).
- got no woman to spend my money. so I'm sittin right here in my rocking chair and I'm runnin my finger right through my hair. Times were never this good - Tom Waits
- can anyone reccomend other Tom waits albums? the new shit is a little to avant garde for my taste.
- whiskey - the new aspirin!
- when is ;Call of Cthulhu; coming out for the xbox? I don't even play my xbox anymore but I would buy that game and play it.
9:30
variste Galois - this guys story is fucked up. basically he was this math genius whos papers kept getting "lost". he kept trying to submit these proofs until he got so frustrated he joined the army. then years later he toasted the king with a knife in his hand and the uproar from the guests drown out end of his speech where he said 'should the king betray us'. that led to pistols at dawn at 25 paces where he got shot in the gut and dies twenty-four fucking hours later. he spent the night before his gunfight writing up all his ideas on math which led to his credit with the foundation of group theory among other things.
10:14
Headache pain level: 0
Whisky consumed: 4 glasses
notes:
- headache? what headache? I float like a butterfly sting like a bee!
- I'm out of whisky.
- My contingency plan was a bottle of rum, but with no more headache there's no need to continue drinking. at least no scientific reason muwhahahaha.
- I tried to reassure spnspnsgar about her butt.
- I checked out Monica sets. very cute.
- and goodnight Matilda too. (more TomWaits.)
Experiment results summary:
4 glasses of whisky seem to eliminate any headache pain felt. I was skeptical whisky would help at all and was please to find through scientific method that it does. Admittedly, there is room for other explantations: doing laundry, looking at naked chicks on the internet, doing science, singing tom waits songs. I may have to re try the experiment with different variables to determine is whisky truly helped the headache.
10:53
I forgot that I took this picture in the name of science:
Scientific question: How many glasses of whisky does it take to cure a headache?
hypothesis: 3 glasses
Type of whisky to use in test: 10 yo Bushmills (green label)
size of glass: oh smaller than a standard rocks glass.. maybe 1 cup?
Ice used: Yes
Other factors: I had a lamb gyro and a bar of chocolate for dinner. I did not drink yesterday.
Headache pain level scale
5: blinding pain - can't see, cant type, want to put gun in mouth
4: throbbing pain behind eyes. can function but only with a dull hatered for everything I encounter
3: annoying headache
2: somewhere in between
1: mild headache
0: no headache
Log--------------------
7:37 Experiment begins.
Headache pain level: 4
Whisky consumed: 0 glasses
notes: My dog farted and it stinks really bad.
8:00 Glass 1
Headache pain level: 4
Whisky consumed: 1 glasses
notes:
- no change yet. lots of pressure behind the eyes - feels like the type of thing a power drill might help solve.
- whisky tastes good.
- I have to do laundry, but someone left their shit in the washer. I don't want to touch someone elses underwear (in these circumstances).
8:40 Glass 2
Headache pain level: 3
Whisky consumed: 2 glasses
notes:
- less pressure behind eyes though there seems to be a bit of 'ebbing and flowing'. overall, I don't have hatred for everything I encounter so I think I have moved down a level.
- started listening and singing along with tom waits albums 'the early years vols 1 & 2'
- Synnove changed her profile picture. it's very white but she appears to be licking something so I approve. gawd shes hawt.
* forgot to mention I spoke with my mom who was worried about my sister who did not come home last night.
9:10 Glass 3
Headache pain level: 2
Whisky consumed: 3 glasses
notes:
- headache is less. definitely 2 not three. don't hate much of anyhitng.
- sister is fine. she suggested water for the headache but I don't want to contaminate the experiment. it's for science after all - the benefit of mankind. like group theory.
- wash is probably sitting in the machine and some other poor schmuck is probably bitching about how some asshole (TM) has left their clothes in the washer and how he doesn't want to touch someone elses underwear (in these circumstances).
- got no woman to spend my money. so I'm sittin right here in my rocking chair and I'm runnin my finger right through my hair. Times were never this good - Tom Waits
- can anyone reccomend other Tom waits albums? the new shit is a little to avant garde for my taste.
- whiskey - the new aspirin!
- when is ;Call of Cthulhu; coming out for the xbox? I don't even play my xbox anymore but I would buy that game and play it.
9:30
variste Galois - this guys story is fucked up. basically he was this math genius whos papers kept getting "lost". he kept trying to submit these proofs until he got so frustrated he joined the army. then years later he toasted the king with a knife in his hand and the uproar from the guests drown out end of his speech where he said 'should the king betray us'. that led to pistols at dawn at 25 paces where he got shot in the gut and dies twenty-four fucking hours later. he spent the night before his gunfight writing up all his ideas on math which led to his credit with the foundation of group theory among other things.
10:14
Headache pain level: 0
Whisky consumed: 4 glasses
notes:
- headache? what headache? I float like a butterfly sting like a bee!
- I'm out of whisky.
- My contingency plan was a bottle of rum, but with no more headache there's no need to continue drinking. at least no scientific reason muwhahahaha.
- I tried to reassure spnspnsgar about her butt.
- I checked out Monica sets. very cute.
- and goodnight Matilda too. (more TomWaits.)
Experiment results summary:
4 glasses of whisky seem to eliminate any headache pain felt. I was skeptical whisky would help at all and was please to find through scientific method that it does. Admittedly, there is room for other explantations: doing laundry, looking at naked chicks on the internet, doing science, singing tom waits songs. I may have to re try the experiment with different variables to determine is whisky truly helped the headache.
10:53
I forgot that I took this picture in the name of science:
cinemonk:
I must say that this has been one of the most entertaining journal entries that I have read in quite a while. Alcohol always makes things better, whether it be used to cure a headache or a broken heart. Cheers to your scientific research! 
spnspnsgar:
yes. teenagers can be little brats. it was so mean! but then again, it's really quite funny. i really didn't care that much.