If you are vegan, would you choose to be a butcher? Most likely no, you wouldn't because that would make you a sell-out. (Def. Sell-out: a person who compromises their integrity for a paycheck)

If you are religious, would you put take a job that goes against your religious beliefs? Apparently you would because you are a special fucking snowflake.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002858143_pharmacy11m.html?syndication=rss

These asshole pharmacists think...
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misanthropic vegan robots

ahem.

I have about 6 years worth of check book stub thingys. I can't throw them away. I can't shred them. I could burn them, but I don't have a fireplace. Guess I could start a bon fire at golden gardens...

what do you do with your old checkbook stubs?

also: Is fucking dead animals considered beastiallity or necrophilia?

pork below:

forbidden...
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let's see...

went to the liquor store at lunch time and got a couple 5ths of whisky.

about 430 started drinking in my (new) office with coworkers. A coworker contributed a half bottle of scotch. As background music we had 'the tallboys', the new tom green album, social distortion and fugazi and it was pleasant.

Around 830ish. Dead Kennedys 'Police Truck' was playing. "There's six...
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misanthropic vegan robots

Does anyone have a clip of the Tom Green episode with 'Cow Brain Boat'?

new tattoo! pictures coming soon...

Monday monday monday. I watched the Aristocrats over the weekend. Overall I was disapointed with the massive over-production and choppy editing but Doug Stanhope made it all worth while:
'Voltaires Angry Glove'
'looks like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotted hogs carcass'

it's horrifying in a fantastic sort of way - honestly it makes me laugh out loud.

My dog keeps...
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They bought a round for the sailor
And they heard his tale
Of a world that was so far away
And a song that we'd never heard
A song of a little bird
That fell in love with a whale

He said, 'You cannot live in the ocean'
And she said to him
'You never can live in the sky'
But the ocean is filled...
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