"you could feel so much better if you would show me how to funk like you do"
fucking microsoft network
earplug6947:
i hear that!
"you've got a real type of thing going down getting down there's a whole lot of rhythm going round"
*really resents the hell out of heterosexual men for ever getting laid because they do not deserve cunt*
*pretends not to hate men because they don't deserve the energy and i'm just way more cool than that*
*hates men even more*
*hates men*
so what if the impatient don't understand delayed gratification. i've got a fucking handle on delayed intoxication. i don't know how to drink without gulping.
pariah1:
In response to fire breathing: Thats what Im like after a few too many caesers.
it finally happened. i hate men. i resent heterosexuality. it's just like they said it would be.
who's your chickpea?
who's your chickpea?
earplug6947:
i feel responsible 
garbanzo:
where did earplug go?
woah, i have spent way too much time here. ...if that is possible
earplug6947:
great user name.
chickpeas to the salad bar crowd.
chickpeas to the salad bar crowd.
i had an erotic experience with a navel orange today. go organic!
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_sarah_:
Oh hell...forgot...
Anne Rampling (Anne Rice) also wrote a story called "Belinda", which is based on "Lolita" by Nabokov.
Anne Rampling (Anne Rice) also wrote a story called "Belinda", which is based on "Lolita" by Nabokov.
melissa2:
Since you are looking for some erotica lit, I have been reading Anais Nin stuff........seems pretty classic to me.
oh god i love being drunk. that delicious disorientation, that seductive feeling of power. the warmth that ripples through my body, the feeling that radiates from my cunt. i own the world when i am drunk. i am a predatory animal. i make a snack of woefully inocent boys and girls.
wake+bake=1pm nap no doubt