I found out...I can make my wrist pop. Gross. 
Dear Suicide Girls,
Chill out with all the new girls. You're trying way to hard to get to 1000. It's quality...not quantity.
Your truly,
Stephanie
On another note...Tess looks like one of my high school english teachers.
Plus I feel like Frank is mad at me. Dear sweet Frank, don't be mad at me.
You will always be my lil Francesco.
Chill out with all the new girls. You're trying way to hard to get to 1000. It's quality...not quantity.
Your truly,
Stephanie
On another note...Tess looks like one of my high school english teachers.
Plus I feel like Frank is mad at me. Dear sweet Frank, don't be mad at me.
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lanolin:
thank you!! 
yuriel:
I wish -you- were the 1000th 
<3
<3
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
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Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
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wired:
ha ha ha that's fuck'n funny and true. 
George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the...
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I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the...
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plissken77:
wow...and all i did was buy a homeless guy a bucket of KFC yesterday
yuriel:
and they elected this fuckwit
twice
because hes "pro life" and "moral"
yeah. genius fucking rednecks
ruin the entire country for the rest of us
im going to ignore reading all these depressing facts which i mostly already new
and instead focus on how insanely pretty you are
<3
twice
because hes "pro life" and "moral"
yeah. genius fucking rednecks
ruin the entire country for the rest of us
im going to ignore reading all these depressing facts which i mostly already new
and instead focus on how insanely pretty you are
<3
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some call me the gangster of love
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plissken77:
some people call me poo bear
richard_:
Hey YOU!!!
I am Hollywood. 
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yuriel:
hehe
wired:
you are beautiful......
Zui Suicide has made my day.
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richard_:
One word, goddamn....Goddamn....GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!! 
:eek What a naughty naughty girl you are! Ever thought about being a pirate? If so, i'd let ye try out me wooden leg! 
:eek What a naughty naughty girl you are! Ever thought about being a pirate? If so, i'd let ye try out me wooden leg! 
obliviousfocus:
shes night like that
Mike Reily...you really need to die.
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yuriel:
dear mike reily
die. kthx. die.
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die. kthx. die.
<3
quasi_sean:
Yeah, fuck that guy. Fuck 'em in his ass!
I'm pretty positive the Superbowl is rigged.
Pittsburgh did NOT make a touchdown.
Pittsburgh did NOT make a touchdown.
plissken77:
even without that touchdown they would have won!!
Francesco is a crabby boy.
plissken77:
but you make him happy i bet.
Yay new GoGo video!
yuriel:
yay indeed
... come to think of it you dancing gogo in a video would be rather rad too
... come to think of it you dancing gogo in a video would be rather rad too
plissken77:
eh
I am impatient. Misunderstood.
What ever it is, I've got what it cured.
To your arms I run. My own life, it crumbles.
No longer am I damned. No longer do I stumble.
What ever it is, I've got what it cured.
To your arms I run. My own life, it crumbles.
No longer am I damned. No longer do I stumble.
plissken77:
that was really pretty, but I hope its my arms your running into!!
yuriel:
-hugs-
That IS pretty <3
It... yeah
That IS pretty <3
It... yeah
-fantasizes about your fantasy