Me: I dreamt you didn't want sex so I made you a shredded beef and mashed potato bowl.
Boyfriend: That sounds about right.
Me: The way to a man's penis is through his stomach.
Boyfriend: *nods* Wait ... I thought you said the way through a man's heart is his penis.
Me: So it goes stomach, penis, heart. Got it.
Proof:
Boyfriend: That sounds about right.
Me: The way to a man's penis is through his stomach.
Boyfriend: *nods* Wait ... I thought you said the way through a man's heart is his penis.
Me: So it goes stomach, penis, heart. Got it.
Proof:
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Also, I forgot how awesome this particular journal entry was. Cookies and tits, tits and cookies...