Yay For Non-Happy Birthday Messages!

Thank you all for the great non-Happy Birthday messages! You have all given me ideas for non-Happy Thanksgiving and non-Merry Christmas wishes Oh, the Walmart greeters are going to love me this year!

Overall, yesterday sucked ass. But perhaps that's just because I wasn't able to sit home and do nothing all day Not that I usually participate in a slothfest on my birthday, but it would have been nice to do it this once. Next year I will definitely be doing something special...I mean the big 3-0 won't be complete unless someone ends up dancing naked on a table!

P.S. So far the Today show has not offended with me with any unnecessary journalism this morning