Bizarre Crushes on Older Male Celebrities, and The Food Network
Have you ever noticed yourself being oddly attracted to some celebrity even though they aren't "hot" or "popular?" I have recently noticed myself being strangely attracted to William Peterson, the actor who plays Gil Grissom on "CSI." Perhaps this was initiated by my recent viewing of "Young Guns II" in which he plays the Sherriff Pat Garrett. I guess maybe it's something to do with a guy in uniform twirling a gun
Also on my weird celebrity attractions list is Bobby Flay, the chef. I was watching Rachel Ray's show "$40 a Day" (and, might I add, she has to be the cheapest tipper in the world!) and a commercial came on for some new Bobby Flay show. Even though I've watched him before he seemed strangely hypnotic this time. Maybe I just needed some sleep
And speaking of Food Network, how is it possible that all these women that have cooking shows are so damn thin?? I mean I can't imagine being around all that incredible food and NOT eating like a pig. I was on the Emeril show so I know this first hand. The smells are so amazing that by the end of the show you are ready to eat the person sitting next to you! Perhaps I need a gourmet chef to cook meals for me
Have you ever noticed yourself being oddly attracted to some celebrity even though they aren't "hot" or "popular?" I have recently noticed myself being strangely attracted to William Peterson, the actor who plays Gil Grissom on "CSI." Perhaps this was initiated by my recent viewing of "Young Guns II" in which he plays the Sherriff Pat Garrett. I guess maybe it's something to do with a guy in uniform twirling a gun
Also on my weird celebrity attractions list is Bobby Flay, the chef. I was watching Rachel Ray's show "$40 a Day" (and, might I add, she has to be the cheapest tipper in the world!) and a commercial came on for some new Bobby Flay show. Even though I've watched him before he seemed strangely hypnotic this time. Maybe I just needed some sleep
And speaking of Food Network, how is it possible that all these women that have cooking shows are so damn thin?? I mean I can't imagine being around all that incredible food and NOT eating like a pig. I was on the Emeril show so I know this first hand. The smells are so amazing that by the end of the show you are ready to eat the person sitting next to you! Perhaps I need a gourmet chef to cook meals for me
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My list of past "bizarre" psuedo-crushes (in no particular order)
1. Adrien Brody (okay, if you saw him in Love the Hard Way you'd be high-five-ing me, ok?)
2. John Malkovich
3. Chris Noth
4. Holly Hunter (yeah, you heard me!)
5. Liev Schreiber
6. Ron Livingston
7. Kevin Spacey
My friend Jen claims I was once obsessed with what's-his-name, that redhead scenery-chewer on CSI Miami, when he was on NYPD Blue, but for obvious reasons, I have blocked that out of my consciousness. Oh, and Jen, who is a devout lesbian, crushes on Ed Harris. Talk about bizarre!
Is Rachel Ray the one who pronounces everything with such annunciation that she practically bites the camera with every word? My friend Liz made me watch the Food Channel with her once and that's the only show I remember. The toothy host was making vegetarian lasagna, but I suspect she used her giant incisors to tear some flesh off the cameraman after they stopped rolling.