That awkward moment when you see one of your "friends" kissing a guy who has licked your asshole.......
Oh well.
So exhausted. Road trip to the quad cities made me sleepy/hungry and has left me humming this song since I pulled into Dubuque.
And I've been playing this album all week before work
Met a guy in Davenport who said his favorite band was Alkaline Trio and after he started talking I decided I wouldn't fuck him because he was annoying. I should have taken advantage of him before he started forming full sentences.
And this is where I'd like to be shot. Just not with a gun
Goodnight. Comma time.
Oh well.
So exhausted. Road trip to the quad cities made me sleepy/hungry and has left me humming this song since I pulled into Dubuque.
And I've been playing this album all week before work
Met a guy in Davenport who said his favorite band was Alkaline Trio and after he started talking I decided I wouldn't fuck him because he was annoying. I should have taken advantage of him before he started forming full sentences.
And this is where I'd like to be shot. Just not with a gun
Goodnight. Comma time.
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darkriver:
That my friend made me fall off the couch laughing, I could barely finish reading the rest of your blog with a start like that 
fasterinfall:
how much time was between said asshole licking and the kiss . . . it makes all the difference.