Life is hilariously humorous at times. Last month I attended a "passion party" which, if you're not familiar, is a bunch of people talking about toys and how to improve your love life, get you wet and all horny. Well I ordered 300 dollars worth of shit "trying" to improve my marriage. Including a "sex rope" and even cotton candy penis candy (only because my ex husbands junk tasted like stale fuckin oysters) and now I'm single as a dollar bill . I am however, very glad my hummingbird came in . *evil laugh* probably won't be answering the phone for a few hours. 
Either way This day off is about to become productive. .
onto my infamous *Rant Mode* just found out I have to pay back money to the IRS. All because I pay for school (40,000$ in debt with school loans) , do not have children I can not take care of and have a steady job. Some things are just unfair. And the amount I have to pay back is 4 times my mortgage. Wonderful.
Sorry for complaining . But, thanks for listening.
Either way This day off is about to become productive. .
onto my infamous *Rant Mode* just found out I have to pay back money to the IRS. All because I pay for school (40,000$ in debt with school loans) , do not have children I can not take care of and have a steady job. Some things are just unfair. And the amount I have to pay back is 4 times my mortgage. Wonderful.
Sorry for complaining . But, thanks for listening.
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Big hurray for orgasm though! Enjoy your new toy lol, again, and again, and again...