Why the hell am I not unpacked yet?!?!?!? 
Oh, because I'm lazy. That makes sense!
Although I do have forks now, which is better than yesterday when I had forks but could not find them. They were in the box. You know, that box. The one box that has everything you need in it. The box that is at the bottom of all the other goddamned boxes. That box. (stupid box!)
On a happier note, Swap Meet* tomorrow! YAY!!
I love the Swap Meet* so much I have attempted to marry it on more than one occasion. I bought a freaking gigante model of spinal vertabrae there, and now use it as a coffee table. So perhaps tomorrow I can find that colossal uterus I have been looking for..... 
*For those who don't live in San Diego, first I will say "Sorry! It's nice here." and then say "the Swap Meet is the giant outdoor flea market where weird crap goes so I can buy it for a dollar."
Oh, because I'm lazy. That makes sense!
Although I do have forks now, which is better than yesterday when I had forks but could not find them. They were in the box. You know, that box. The one box that has everything you need in it. The box that is at the bottom of all the other goddamned boxes. That box. (stupid box!)
On a happier note, Swap Meet* tomorrow! YAY!!
I love the Swap Meet* so much I have attempted to marry it on more than one occasion. I bought a freaking gigante model of spinal vertabrae there, and now use it as a coffee table. So perhaps tomorrow I can find that colossal uterus I have been looking for.....
*For those who don't live in San Diego, first I will say "Sorry! It's nice here." and then say "the Swap Meet is the giant outdoor flea market where weird crap goes so I can buy it for a dollar."
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Now, you do know you have to be the sidekick, right?