oh the life of a refugee. sheer glory. no bed. no mail. playing jenga with the boxes that hold all the little trinkets that define your life. my father said to me - and mind you he was helladrunk when he said this - "son, whhhrren you get thhaaa plaaaashh fissed up yerrrr gunnna be the bigggest chhhhhick magnet. sseeee i been taken these here testosterone shhhhhots and i fffffeellllike i'm foooooorteen againn." thanks dad. for both of those invaluable nuggets of information. yes folks, if it weren't for the steadfastness of my lady i would be playing wingman for my father. fate holds me dangerously close to that dim, dim reality.
how can i NOT mention politics? i mean come on, AC/DC is playing. i can at least type until this song is over. anyway let me just say watching you fuckers whine makes me wriggle with pleasure. no really. somehow "i told you so" just doesn't say it all. in all seriousness, who in their right minds honestly believed that ghoul from new england had a ghost of a chance? you can set your watches to bush's voters - these people get up rain or shine every sunday morning for church. you think they aren't going to the polls? whether or not you agree with their politics, they have ten times the dedication you ever will. kerry based his hope on us - pot smoking, lazy hipsters with a shitload of lip service - disenfranchised minorities who had nothing to gain by voting for him, and some liberal hucksters. in fact i who NEVER bet was so sure i actually wagered $15 on the televangelist himself and walked away with $50. i think it's hilarious, and it proves something i learned when i worked in d.c. hope and anger don't win elections. money and elbow grease do. republicans will always have the most money. and elbow grease? yeah right. for all the bitching and moaning i've heard from my pro-kerry peers, how many of them - how many of you - actually *wrote* a real honest to god letter to your congressperson or to the white house in the past four years expressing your distaste for the current administration's policies? how many of you even know who your representative is? suckers!!! all of you!!!
okay. AC/DC song is over. now with my $50 in winnings i'm going to taco bell. and then to see skinny puppy. woo hoo!!!
how can i NOT mention politics? i mean come on, AC/DC is playing. i can at least type until this song is over. anyway let me just say watching you fuckers whine makes me wriggle with pleasure. no really. somehow "i told you so" just doesn't say it all. in all seriousness, who in their right minds honestly believed that ghoul from new england had a ghost of a chance? you can set your watches to bush's voters - these people get up rain or shine every sunday morning for church. you think they aren't going to the polls? whether or not you agree with their politics, they have ten times the dedication you ever will. kerry based his hope on us - pot smoking, lazy hipsters with a shitload of lip service - disenfranchised minorities who had nothing to gain by voting for him, and some liberal hucksters. in fact i who NEVER bet was so sure i actually wagered $15 on the televangelist himself and walked away with $50. i think it's hilarious, and it proves something i learned when i worked in d.c. hope and anger don't win elections. money and elbow grease do. republicans will always have the most money. and elbow grease? yeah right. for all the bitching and moaning i've heard from my pro-kerry peers, how many of them - how many of you - actually *wrote* a real honest to god letter to your congressperson or to the white house in the past four years expressing your distaste for the current administration's policies? how many of you even know who your representative is? suckers!!! all of you!!!
okay. AC/DC song is over. now with my $50 in winnings i'm going to taco bell. and then to see skinny puppy. woo hoo!!!
throatneedle:
hahaha! have fun tonight negro! we need to hang again man. dont be such a fucking starnger...oh and i need to see your place! trans...europe..express *does the gay german robot*