gallas13

so today john kerry says if gets hisself elected he's gonna lay it down on the saudis. well, if i get elected, here's the short list of what i promise we will accomplish in my first 60 days in office:

1. cut new jersey and buffalo out of the union. and l.a., too.

2. legalize pot. and tax the living shit out of it.

3. make the study of the koran, the bible (hebrew and new), and the gita all compulsory part of primary education. i'm sorry but if you can't wade your way through the texts of the world's three major religions then your an imbecile. even if you think god is a sham you ought to know why people slaughter each other.

4. have a krispy kreme on every corner. also a bojangles. oh, and also a half decent rib shack, even if the taxpayer has to subsidize them.

5. bring the troops home and then promptly declare war on canada. it's a bold move, but i'm sure it will befuddle the terrorists and in the end historians will look back on it as a masterstroke.

in conclusion, i still believe in the founding principles that this country was built on, and i believe in a better tomorrow. free from hatred, form injustice, from tyranny, from terror, and from new jersey.

thank you. and may god bless america.