dear satan:
i am contacting you in regards to your standing offer to buy my soul in return for some nominal worldly desire. in short, i have decided to accept your offer.
in return for having my spirit to torment in eternal damnation i would like to date the bartender down the street. you know who i'm talking about. the one with the "trucker's wife" tattoo, and that feeds me $2 gin and tonics and laughs at my jokes. the way i see it, she is so goddam hot the flames of hell will feel like a pinprick. and i'm sure heaven can't be much better than her lovin' arms.
i patiently await your response.
sincerely,
tommy
i am contacting you in regards to your standing offer to buy my soul in return for some nominal worldly desire. in short, i have decided to accept your offer.
in return for having my spirit to torment in eternal damnation i would like to date the bartender down the street. you know who i'm talking about. the one with the "trucker's wife" tattoo, and that feeds me $2 gin and tonics and laughs at my jokes. the way i see it, she is so goddam hot the flames of hell will feel like a pinprick. and i'm sure heaven can't be much better than her lovin' arms.
i patiently await your response.
sincerely,
tommy
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jena:
i will pass your letter here on to nick cave, as soon as i can get a hold of him b/c he is the devil, you know. i'll let him know of your request. 
whoozywhatzy:
I am your boyfriend, bitch.