gallas13

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room."

-Sir Winston Churchill

i was reading one of these message boards the other day and some poor chump, evidently from new york, was going on and on about how much he wishes he was in la because all the women who put nekkid pictures up here seem to live there.

so, to mr. message board:

in case you didn't know dipshit, la blows ASS! i don't care who lives there - nekkid or no - la, with all due respect to your rock 'n roll fantasies, is a town of bottomfeeders. period. you live in nyc. show a little pride dickface. not only is this the center of the known universe, but we got hands down the best lookin' women in the world. and they don't have to take it off or pluck their eyebrows into geometric shapes to prove it. you wanna a hot girl with big boobs and tattoos? go to manitoba's on any night and you will have your pick. in conclusion, why don't you do us all here in nyc a favor - quit crying about la. you wanna move to la? go. and when you realize that the town is a kmart with hookers, we *might* let you come back.

sincerely, me