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Whack for my daddiOOO

Whack for my daddiOOOOO

There's... whiskey N the jar-O

I'm back smile
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thecowboy:
..doood..i found the ultimate mojitos last nite!..
nikki_darling:
thanx for the good "findingkitty" vibes! smile
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So yesterday i bought a bed.

Yeah a friggin bed. Gawd they're expensive. Pillow top, soft, box set... Sounds like a singles ad, kinda.

Hopefully bi tomorrow i'll be into the new place. I'm gonna look into gettin online temporarily so i can come and pester ya'll as i do already.

One favor to ask tho... If i don't come back for a while. Keep...
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scoots:
dont pass out and piss in it right away G - at least give yourself some time to enjoy it before you add a big yellow stain oink
suicidesmitty:
I need a new bed too. Come back soon, bitch.

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"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
--Bob Ettinger
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scoots:
hey G just got your note last night - ill buy ya a beer tomorrow - but only one - i dont want u thinking im your sugar daddy
tinyelvis:
You so funny!





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ok ok... So Johnny had nothing ta do with it...

There's always next week. Maybe i'll give my halloween costume a test run.

The UPS/Porn star delivery guy.

Any ideas for ice breaking lines i could mutter?
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scoots:
like you need advice on bad pickup lines.

DOOD where did your drunk ass dissapear to? Good think NeoDrunk was there to take care of you......wait let me read what i just typed.................wow that looks odd Neo the caretaker. eeek
thecowboy:
...something about loads...
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(note to self)

From now on, when a pretty 22 year old college grad goes out of her way to flag me down and talk at a bar, i should be aware of my alcohol intake and not try to veil it with things i might think are witty and too hard to pronounce without slurring. Also, i should have some direction with what i'm...
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neodrunk:
You're blaming me??? You were hammered. I saw the way you scarfed that Taco Bell down like you hadn't eaten in three days. Everything that goes bad cannot be blamed on me. Then again... fuck it, it's easier that way. (even though I did nothing to crimp your gig.

tonguemiao!!
anomalous:
You should have been at The Church instead of The Triple Rock AKA The Last Resort.

See my latest posting for what you missed, ninny.
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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways, one trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville, I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my...
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blasfemme:
*note to self* bring groping hands.....
eeek blush kiss
oldschool:
doh
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Got lots done yesterday N today, i can just about see an end to the moving now, so i got that goin for me.... which is... which is nice.

So what is it about sittin at the bar and havin somebody sit down next to you and almost immediately introduce themselves, say they're from outta town, in for business, been here for over a month,...
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delano:
I walk briskly away from people who are drowning in hotdogs. Sometimes you just need to walk away.
scoots:
so true G - way too many people into themselves and guys like us get sucked into their shit cause we are too damn nice and we have a bit of hope that there are people out there that are different and can have a give and take conversation

now lets talk about me some more
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Well fuckin la dee da..

Pre-halloween weekend everyone.

I'm movin my house shit.

Wot's yer plans?
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nataskaput:
damn my ichy trigger finger

[Edited on Oct 17, 2003 11:28PM]
blasfemme:
ha ha hanatas double posted!!!!
he's the double post nazi.
ha ha ha ha ha biggrin
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The faucet drips
The house creaks
When the dishwasher runs, the fucker leaks.

My computer whirrs
From the refridgerator, a moan
Ahh it's good to be alone..

Oh yeah, and the furnace does that, "click click click exhale" sound when it lights.

I like that too *s
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scoots:
me? sarcastic? ummm yes.

VH was still holding his pooter anyway.

We should be at lyles right now - but as far as the weekend, not sure - any shows?
scoots:
got the digits.

hmmm - neo said you were easy and that u put out on the first date.

VH and I were thinking of going to the peaches show Sat at the rock.
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What is it about rain that stirs my senses so?

When it rains it's like i can hear everything grow.

A sigh from the trees, an aching in the knees.

Where are the bees?

Woman completely clothed, it's their nakedness i loathe.

When morning finds us beneath the sheets and i lean over to kiss her shoulder, but instead my breath escapes against her skin...
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suicidesmitty:
yeah, fuck you prick.


kiss

blasfemme:
i like the dark...