galen

Hey guys, Dr. Galen here with a few tips and suggestions i ran across while researching for the book i've been writing since birth. I'm gonna call it, "Women Why How and WTF?" When yer in the mood for a hummer and not quite sure how to bring it up, try the subliminal approach.

If she says - "I'm thinking about changing careers."
You say - "Hmm, that might really blow. Jobs are so hard to find."

If she says - "I sent my best friend, Meredith, a birthday card today."
You say - "You're so giving! Head on over here for a great big hug!"

If she says - "This fish sure has a lot of bones in it."
You say - "Be very careful not to choke. On my chicken farm, we used to eat salmon all the time."

If she says - "I just found out my dad needs quadruple bypass surgery."
You say - "Though that problem might be pretty tough to lick, the love pump must go on ticking."

If she says - "That stupid mechanic overcharged me for my brakes again!"
You say - "That must be really tough to swallow. The monkey that guy must be!"

Use them wisely my friends