So my dad calls tonight and asks me if i can watch their dog for the next few days. Short notice, but i said yeah. Then shortly after i hang up, a kid roars by on his crotch rocket with the yosh pipe blarin it's funky mosquito sound. I shrug and head into the garage for a ciggie break. Couple minutes later i hear him scootin down a street over and lock um up with a SCREETCH!! Car door slams and a guy starts rippin this kids ass about how late it is and to quit racin up and down the street like an asshole while people are tryin ta sleep. This guy is stoked, i can hear it all through the window in my garage. Kid quietly takes off a few minutes later....I crush my cig in the ashtray and hear a decked out hoopty rollin down the same street...subs thumpin so loud, shit is rattlin in my garage... Car passes...thumping gradually goes away.....standing in silence, in my garage...waiting....waiting.....waiting...
Then it comes...
FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!
The guy yells.....some dogs bark.....all is quiet again on 100th ave..
G'nite folks
Then it comes...
FUCKIN SHIT!!!!!
The guy yells.....some dogs bark.....all is quiet again on 100th ave..
G'nite folks

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Anyways.. you seem to always have these incredibly insightful comments, it's kind of suprising actually. And you know i agree with you completely about not needing to validate yourself all the time, and to stop looking. Just stop eating meat now and you'd be even cooler.