Time killing questionnaire below...
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1. First thing you wash in the shower?
The tile. Holy hell, it's like a single guy lives here...
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Red and Blue striped.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again ?
Yeah, I guess...
4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely... and never far enough in advance.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Very relaxed... a few xanax will do that for ya.
6. Whats the close st thing to you thats red?
My LG enV phone. (which is a giant turd, by the way... don't buy one)
7. Do you say aim or a- i- m?
A-I-M... that spells moon.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Holy shit... ok. Here it goes... buckle up, this is a long one.
It's me and a few of my close friends from childhood. We're doing work on what is apparent my apartment in the third story of someone's house. The interior looks like a barn (complete with loft area), which is, admittedly, kinda cool. And spacious. But it's got that sort of "ick" factor to it that living in a barn would have. Now that I think about it, the floor plan is strangely similar to that of Monica's apartment on "Friends" (sans loft, of course). As we're finishing cleaning/remodeling/whatever the hell it was we were doing, someone noticed a doorway that we had all been previously unaware of. Opening it, there's a stairway to yet another floor of the house. We go up and it looks like someone's grandmother's home. Green shag carpet, flowered wallpaper, and porcelain trinkets and statues everywhere... and televisions. Lots of televisions. Small little 1980's model TVs everywhere and all tuned to the same station (not sure what it was...). The others went back down stairs, and as I was getting ready to follow, I notice a blanket draped over a rocking chair at the top of the stairs... there's something under it. I reach out, pull the blanket back, and it's this strangely deformed teddy bear with little beady eyes that are staring right at me... it freaked me out, so I ran down the stairs, nearly tripping on the blanket that covered it.
No idea what it means.
9. Did you meet anybody new today ?
Nope.
10. What are you craving right now?
Ben & Jerry's "Wavy Gravy"... they stopped making it, the bastards.
11. Do you floss ?
Flossin' is for chumps...
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Little hands.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
A few days ago.
14. Are you emotional?
Always.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
What the fuck is the taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1, 000?
Hell no. ADHD...
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite, lick, suck, tongue, spoon... I do a variety of things to it. Never had one complaint.
18. Do you like your hair?
Not a nice question to ask the bald guy...
19. Do you like yourself?
Nope. I'm a loathsome character.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Got my copy of "Mallrats" signed by Kevin Smith at a Q&A some years back.
If this was mid-80's, and he was the least bit relevant, I'd tell you about kicking around small Ohio clubs/bars with Ron Keel. But it's 2009, and he barely made a dent when he was "relevant". So... eh.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Sometimes, yes... never in the winter months, though.
22. What are you listening to right now?
"Childhood's End" by Pink Floyd
23. How many countries have you visited?
4 I need to add to that list...
24. Are your parents strict?
No... a blessing as a child, a bitch as an adult.
25. Would you go skydiving?
Sure... bring 6 or 7 of your biggest friends to try and throw me out of the airplane, and if they win, I'll do it.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
How do you not? Love him, or hate him, that's your chance... ask him everything that's made you say "WTF is he thinking?" over the past 8 years.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No. Potatoes are better for eating...
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Nope.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Goddamnit... no.
30. Do you rent movies often ?
Not anymore. I was a rental fiend as a kid, though.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class ?
I'm supposed to be in math class?! Fuck!
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not really...
33. Do you own a gun?
Just a gun of the paintball variety.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Probably... Will I? No.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Just kickin' it around the homestead with Maggie the Wonder Pooch.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Don't care as long as they are scrambled.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic ?
Several items.
38. Ever been on a train ?
Not a real one.
39. Ever been in love?
Yes...still am.
40. Do you have a cell- phone ?
Yes. See #6
41. Are you too forgiving?
Yes. Always.
42. Do you use chap stick ?
On rare occasions. Gosh...
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
My guess would be "whatever his wife tells him to do"... the boy is whipped.
44. Can you use chopsticks?
It's not pretty, but it gets the food where it needs to be... so... yes.
45. Ever have cream puffs ?
Yes. Can't remember the name of the place in German Village (Columbus, OH) but they were kick ass!
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
NO.
47. What was the last question you asked?
"How many bloody questions are on this thing?"
48. What was the last CD you bought?
An actual, physical, CD? Metallica - Death Magnetic... online, Lewis Black - Anticipation.
49. Boys or girls ?
Women... thank you very much...
50. What is your bus number for school?
4... I'm upset that I still remember that. Yet pleased... I thought my memory was going.
51. Is your hair curly ?
See #18
52. Last time you cried ?
When I read questions #18 and #51...
53. Ever walked into a wall?
Too many times to feel good about myself.
54. Do looks matter?
To a certain point, yes... but personality really makes up for a lot.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Nopers.
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes... and she begged for it. I'll say nothing more...
57. Favorite time of the year?
October.
58. Favorite color ?
Olive Green.
59. Are you sarcastic?
Bet your ass I am...
60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
61. The last person you held hands with?
Noa.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I used to growing up. Now it annoys the shit out of me.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Don't remember.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Oh yeah... way more than 3.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Not at all. That'll change in less than 2 months. I'll loathe myself for different reasons then.
66. How often do you talk on the phone ?
3 or 4 times a day.
67. What is your favorite animal?
My doggy.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Clothing.
69. Do you have good vision?
Better than 20/20 last time it was checked.
70. Can you hula hoop?
Nope. I look like an idiot trying.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Forgive, maybe... trust... probably not.
72. Do you have a job?
Yes. The best one I've ever had... which is why I have mixed feelings about leaving it to go home.
73. Can you handle the truth ?
99.999% of the time.
74. What are you wearing?
Leopard print thong, a leather aviator's helmet, one sock, and a t-shirt that says "Who Farted?"
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Well, duh... yeah. I bet you're one of those suckers who uses a door, huh?
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
The tile. Holy hell, it's like a single guy lives here...
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Red and Blue striped.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again ?
Yeah, I guess...
4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely... and never far enough in advance.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Very relaxed... a few xanax will do that for ya.
6. Whats the close st thing to you thats red?
My LG enV phone. (which is a giant turd, by the way... don't buy one)
7. Do you say aim or a- i- m?
A-I-M... that spells moon.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Holy shit... ok. Here it goes... buckle up, this is a long one.
It's me and a few of my close friends from childhood. We're doing work on what is apparent my apartment in the third story of someone's house. The interior looks like a barn (complete with loft area), which is, admittedly, kinda cool. And spacious. But it's got that sort of "ick" factor to it that living in a barn would have. Now that I think about it, the floor plan is strangely similar to that of Monica's apartment on "Friends" (sans loft, of course). As we're finishing cleaning/remodeling/whatever the hell it was we were doing, someone noticed a doorway that we had all been previously unaware of. Opening it, there's a stairway to yet another floor of the house. We go up and it looks like someone's grandmother's home. Green shag carpet, flowered wallpaper, and porcelain trinkets and statues everywhere... and televisions. Lots of televisions. Small little 1980's model TVs everywhere and all tuned to the same station (not sure what it was...). The others went back down stairs, and as I was getting ready to follow, I notice a blanket draped over a rocking chair at the top of the stairs... there's something under it. I reach out, pull the blanket back, and it's this strangely deformed teddy bear with little beady eyes that are staring right at me... it freaked me out, so I ran down the stairs, nearly tripping on the blanket that covered it.
No idea what it means.
9. Did you meet anybody new today ?
Nope.
10. What are you craving right now?
Ben & Jerry's "Wavy Gravy"... they stopped making it, the bastards.
11. Do you floss ?
Flossin' is for chumps...
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Little hands.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
A few days ago.
14. Are you emotional?
Always.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
What the fuck is the taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1, 000?
Hell no. ADHD...
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite, lick, suck, tongue, spoon... I do a variety of things to it. Never had one complaint.
18. Do you like your hair?
Not a nice question to ask the bald guy...
19. Do you like yourself?
Nope. I'm a loathsome character.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Got my copy of "Mallrats" signed by Kevin Smith at a Q&A some years back.
If this was mid-80's, and he was the least bit relevant, I'd tell you about kicking around small Ohio clubs/bars with Ron Keel. But it's 2009, and he barely made a dent when he was "relevant". So... eh.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Sometimes, yes... never in the winter months, though.
22. What are you listening to right now?
"Childhood's End" by Pink Floyd
23. How many countries have you visited?
4
I need to add to that list...24. Are your parents strict?
No... a blessing as a child, a bitch as an adult.
25. Would you go skydiving?
Sure... bring 6 or 7 of your biggest friends to try and throw me out of the airplane, and if they win, I'll do it.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
How do you not? Love him, or hate him, that's your chance... ask him everything that's made you say "WTF is he thinking?" over the past 8 years.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
No. Potatoes are better for eating...
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Nope.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Goddamnit... no.
30. Do you rent movies often ?
Not anymore. I was a rental fiend as a kid, though.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class ?
I'm supposed to be in math class?! Fuck!
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not really...
33. Do you own a gun?
Just a gun of the paintball variety.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Probably... Will I? No.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Just kickin' it around the homestead with Maggie the Wonder Pooch.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Don't care as long as they are scrambled.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic ?
Several items.
38. Ever been on a train ?
Not a real one.
39. Ever been in love?
Yes...still am.
40. Do you have a cell- phone ?
Yes. See #6
41. Are you too forgiving?
Yes. Always.
42. Do you use chap stick ?
On rare occasions. Gosh...
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
My guess would be "whatever his wife tells him to do"... the boy is whipped.
44. Can you use chopsticks?
It's not pretty, but it gets the food where it needs to be... so... yes.
45. Ever have cream puffs ?
Yes. Can't remember the name of the place in German Village (Columbus, OH) but they were kick ass!
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
NO.
47. What was the last question you asked?
"How many bloody questions are on this thing?"
48. What was the last CD you bought?
An actual, physical, CD? Metallica - Death Magnetic... online, Lewis Black - Anticipation.
49. Boys or girls ?
Women... thank you very much...
50. What is your bus number for school?
4... I'm upset that I still remember that. Yet pleased... I thought my memory was going.
51. Is your hair curly ?
See #18
52. Last time you cried ?
When I read questions #18 and #51...
53. Ever walked into a wall?
Too many times to feel good about myself.
54. Do looks matter?
To a certain point, yes... but personality really makes up for a lot.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Nopers.
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes... and she begged for it. I'll say nothing more...
57. Favorite time of the year?
October.
58. Favorite color ?
Olive Green.
59. Are you sarcastic?
Bet your ass I am...
60. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
61. The last person you held hands with?
Noa.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I used to growing up. Now it annoys the shit out of me.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Don't remember.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Oh yeah... way more than 3.
65. Do you like your life right now?
Not at all. That'll change in less than 2 months. I'll loathe myself for different reasons then.
66. How often do you talk on the phone ?
3 or 4 times a day.
67. What is your favorite animal?
My doggy.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Clothing.
69. Do you have good vision?
Better than 20/20 last time it was checked.
70. Can you hula hoop?
Nope. I look like an idiot trying.
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Forgive, maybe... trust... probably not.
72. Do you have a job?
Yes. The best one I've ever had... which is why I have mixed feelings about leaving it to go home.
73. Can you handle the truth ?
99.999% of the time.
74. What are you wearing?
Leopard print thong, a leather aviator's helmet, one sock, and a t-shirt that says "Who Farted?"
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Well, duh... yeah. I bet you're one of those suckers who uses a door, huh?
Stole this from Ferretbite
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74. What are you wearing?
Leopard print thong, a leather aviator's helmet, one sock, and a t-shirt that says "Who Farted?"
This seriously made me laugh out loud.
Mine was pirated from some long forgotten retail site. It looked kinda like me and I liked her attitude.
And yes, the derby will be happening before you leave!