galaxies

I had sex with a girl the other night, and to be perfectly honest, it was some lousy sex. I don't know that I'll be sleeping with her again. It just wasn't any fun, she used too much teeth when she gave head, and she was entirely too quiet.

I'm setting my stanards awfully high here, especially since I always bitch that I can't get laid.

Of course, this has been a pretty good year, maybe I should reform my opinion of the frequency at which I get tail.