gailstorm

Okay, it's 9:30, we went to bed at like midnight... and Khryptic is still in bed. OMG whatabum!

So we went out to eat sushi with Team Jamanda. Except I didn't eat sushi. I eat sushi all the time, peeps, I was wantin' something new. No, really, KSU (my school! hoot hoot!) has sushi. Every. Single. Day. It's awesome.

But aaaaannnnnyyyyywwwwhhhooo... So I got to see three people drinking at once and two of them doing... what'd they call it? Sake bombs?

Yeah, okay. Let's all learn something about Daynah today.

Daynah is a prude.

That's right boys and girls! Daynah, your sweet loveable little Daynah, is a prude. I am training to become a nun. Yup. One day I week I bum it and wear all white and wear no makeup and jewerly and listen to no music except for chanting and I don't eat after noon. I never drink. I never do any drugs. I rarely drink caffine (which is good, because apparently caffine gives you the shits). I go to classes to learn how to raise my children, which I wont have for at least two or three years, it looks like.

My vice?

I gamble. I gamble a lot. Well, okay, not really. I gamble maybe $50 a week for playing poker, and I never let myself loose more than that. Why do I gamble? 'Cause poker fucking rocks! But you know what? When I get pregnant, I am not going to gamble. I am not going to be around people while they are drinking. I am going to go to the monistary every day. I'm only going to play good, wholesome music, and watch good, wholesome tv.

That's right. Yooouuuu heard me.

And that's another problem of mine. I curse too much. From now on, I'm gonna stop cursing god damnit!

Really though, I'm gonna stop cursing unless the curse word actually means what it means. Like... "fuck" is okay as long as it's actually referring to sex...

So anyway, back to last night. Yeah, so when I see everyone in the party but me drinking, I got a little nervous. I think I stared in shock. Even more that freaked me out was that Khryptic was drinking. He had this huge thing of beer. And he already drives like a fuc--- stratch that, he already drives like a maniac. And he gets confused as to why I'm looking upset, when I thought he had told me weeks ago that he wasn't going to drink around me.

...

Sooo... the SGATL Chinese New Years Party is tonight, but poor Sue isn't super happy. So I dunno how things are gonna go down, or even if there is still a party.

Drama, drama, drama.

And Timid, I'm serious, you call me. We're (me and my fat little friend, buddha) wants ta help you. We'll get you high on something else.

Like sex.

Speaking of being high on sex! That's how I hurt my knees yesterday! I had had sex and afterwards I was all like, "Yay! I had sex!" (Who knows why the he--... why I was so hyper) and I wanted to get from one end of the room to the other. But the bed was in the way. So I skip-jump on the bed and skip-jump off the bed, but I didn't exactly skip jump off the bed onto my feet. It was more like a combination of my knees, hands, shoulder, and face.

So anywho, in short...
-Khryp is a bum.
-Daynah is a prude.
-Drinking is scary.
-Cursing sucks as--... cursing sucks.
-Chinese New Years party is gonna be scary (see number three).
-I wuv Timid and Sue.
-Buddha loves everybody.

Meditation on Drugs

Sadhu! Sadhu! Sadhu!

EDIT: 10:40, still in bed. But he blesses me when I sneeze still. O_o I wonder what would happen if I kicked him...

That's it! I'm playing a card game!

EDIT #2: Okay, screw the not cursing thing for a second. It's fucking 11:05. Now there's sleeping in, and that's fine and dandy, but this is fucking ridiculous. I came here to see Khryptic and I don't get to see him that often with me and school and being a manager at ColdStone. And I've seen him sleep. A lot. It was cute at first, but now I'd like to actually do something. Do you think if I try to sex him up he'll finally fucking wake up?

GRR!

EDIT #3: (two seconds later) Okay, now -that- was cute. He just started talking in his sleep.

EDIT #4: The bum is awake! Thank god!