Beware, my trial edition of MSWord has expired so.....spelling errors are back in fashion.
So I get to my car today and get this great note.
"Try some courtesy Thanks for parking so close! Couldn't even get in on my side."
Ok the first reason this person has too much time on their hands and PMS is
-They wrote the note on a reciept for cigarettes
-It had her name and last four digits of her credit card number
-I jumped the curb trying to park as far away as I could from the car
-She has to be stupid to not realize the parking spots are small and I was in the smallest one
-That was they only one that was open at 3am when I got home from a long night at work.....I was not going to walk across the street at that hour with three bags
-There was room by her car for a reasonably sized person to get in....too bad I didn't have my free pass to the gym handy
So if you ever see this Miss Niclole L M******N Please take advantage of 24Hr Fitness's great close out sale or my free passes, and take that as my apolagy for my oversized car since it is the only one I have....I would also be happy to petition with you for larger parking spaces.
Oh and those Malboros....are gonna kill ya some day....
So I get to my car today and get this great note.
"Try some courtesy Thanks for parking so close! Couldn't even get in on my side."
Ok the first reason this person has too much time on their hands and PMS is
-They wrote the note on a reciept for cigarettes
-It had her name and last four digits of her credit card number
-I jumped the curb trying to park as far away as I could from the car
-She has to be stupid to not realize the parking spots are small and I was in the smallest one
-That was they only one that was open at 3am when I got home from a long night at work.....I was not going to walk across the street at that hour with three bags
-There was room by her car for a reasonably sized person to get in....too bad I didn't have my free pass to the gym handy
So if you ever see this Miss Niclole L M******N Please take advantage of 24Hr Fitness's great close out sale or my free passes, and take that as my apolagy for my oversized car since it is the only one I have....I would also be happy to petition with you for larger parking spaces.
Oh and those Malboros....are gonna kill ya some day....
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Given how they're building parking lots these days I'm surprised we don't see more "parking lot rage" - it'll probably be the next big thing or something.
"In todays news, there were 3 horrible parking lot rage incidents in the city, leaving 3 cars dead and 27 cars horribly disfigured by keying - Earl Scheibs technicians are working franticly thru the night to save the damaged vehicles".
PS - for anybody that doesn't know - Earl Scheibs is a bottom-of-the-line car painting shop - they're famous for painting cars and not masking off the glass leaving you with a car you can't really drive because you can't see thru the paint.