gaffable

I may need help - I have just destroyed the 6th hands-free thingy for my mobile.

Are they super flimsy, dodgy creations, or do I just have a knack of killing them?

Oh well, at least my propensity to destroy doesn't transpose to humans and animals.

If only adults were as easy to entertain as 3.5yo's. This had my boy in fits of laughter for about 30 mins.

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle.
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed, to see such fun,
And the chicken ran away with his shoes.

3/4 drunk, sitting in a public lounge of an airport can do funny things to your head, and may even make you think you can write poetry. I was in such a situation on Friday, in Perth, on my way home, and punched this out. I'm not putting it in my blog, so I thought I would chuck it here. Never written poetry before (obviously)...
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Well, this newbie has been advised by a not-so-newbie to put some shit in this journal if I expect anyone to commit to more than a cursory glance of my profile etc.

So consider this pokey effort the shit, for now. For more comprehensive shit (and I mean shit) peep out my blog.

I just uploaded a photo as well and it's ok(ish) considering...
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