gabriela

My wife likes to talk after sex...so she's always calling me from a motel room.

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

haha hope it made you laugh!!