You know babies. I like to rock the house. And last night I went out and sang the shit out of the karaoke. I mean, it fuckin' rocked. I had people comin up and sitting on the floor in front of me and I was the huge flirt that I am. Got the girls and the boys kissin on me.
Still lonely and alone, but...
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tigers like to roar.
Now I may not be a tiger any longer. Maybe I will roar anway, but I hope not for this caged tiger. So tired of being lusty and boozed up. So tied of being fun and charming. just worn down. Tired of having no feeling for love.

I'm afraid,
So I went out and sang some more karaoke by myself... and god there was this wonderfully beautiful ebony woman with a 'fro. God how I love her so. Or so that is what I know.

But I need all y'all's help because I have a big problem. And her name is Melinda and her role is as my ex would be wife....
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SO I drank a bottle of Bollinger while I watched the NBA game 7. oh, this is nuts! I was biting into a cracker and the motherfucking thing jammed into my palate. Fucking A if it didn't puncture the roof of my mouth and make me bleed like a motherfucker. Hot blood cascaded across my tongue and when I smiled in the mirror it was...
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I am like a fucking rat going through a maze with no end in sight. I have a dictionary and I have a bathtub and electic guitars but what the fuck is the point of life if you can't grasp it? and lately I just can't grasp life.
I wake up feeling okay but wondering why I'm alive and the little things like great coffee...
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The last thing I had in my mouth was your tongue. God, I am getting so thin just fueld on lust and booze. I also have that bite you gave my shoulder. It looks nicer than I thought it would. On my other shoulder is the bruises that Wynde gave me. What's next?
I fucking woke up on the couch again this morning. Now I'm...
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Right.
So maybe I'll go get a chick right now. But all the way across town? Fuck, like she can't get her ass over here? Whatever. I think I can't resist the sins of the flesh. So what's a couple of cab rides in the bigger pictture? Right?
Can I get a HELL YEAH?
Rock on.
D- Fucking- Troit
ROCK ON BABIES

Yesterday started innocently enough. I took the Max to the post office to pick up some Onituka Tigers I had ordered on E-bay. I stopped by Dancin' Bare because its right fuckin' there. The stripper asked about my shoes and then she held them to her breast. I haven't even worn these Tigers yet and they have already been on a strippers tit.
Then I...
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