Monday Aug 13, 2007

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g_whiz's patented method of ordering the best Martini you will get at any given bar:

"I would like a [vodka/gin brand of choice] Martini, dry, with three olives." (If you like yours with a twist you are so totally fucked.)

Specifying your brand and that you want it dry, with three olives gives your bartender enough information to realize that you are particular about your Martini. It is important to realize that being particular about a Martini is different than being particular about a Daiquiri. One is greeted with a certain respect, the other with utter disdain. Anyway, If you let them know that you are particular, they will consciously or not, make you a better drink. It's time tested!

This could have been way funnier. Dang.
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claudette:
Yeah, the guy wanted me to send my "photographer" and "stylist" checks. I was like, "wait a minute... this is fucked!" I got back to the bank before the check even went through so they just reversed it. Thay were actually really helpfull, and they gave me candy too. Score! Way better than the dog biscuits I got last time. smile
claudette:
Do you want thrown (as in made on the wheel) pottery? Or slip cast pieces? I can throw you things for pretty cheap, but my chickenbabies and things are higher because they require the mad skills. And yeah, high five for not buying store bought crap. Everytime I see a machine made piece of pottery I want to stab someone. Stabby McStabStab!

My dogs eat eggplant and other veggies. I started them off early on 'em and they still love it. Freaks.

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