Tuesday Aug 07, 2007

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I've renamed ye olde tyme world wide web, or "internet" as the kids have taken to calling it. It shall henceforth be called the internoodle. I will also accept intarnoodle, or interndle. Dashes may be used with discretion.

So if all the "cool" and "with it" kids could go ahead and adopt my slang, that be great. Thanks.
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claudette:
Which scar? I have four eye scars, two of which are brow.
1. Eyebrow ring was punched out of my face at a concert.
2. Accident between a dog, a ball and I. The dog and I both went for the ball, the dog ended up with a concusion and I got stiches.
3. Bit in the eye by a dog (different one) and had more stiches.
4. Mystery scar. (No one claims to know where it came from, but I'm guessing mom dropped me on my head. Bitch.)
I could probably write an entire book dedicated to my scars. ...there's an idea!
claudette:
I saw a bad one on Easter. I always go to my photographers house for holidays (because my family consists of religious fanatics that drive me nuts) and his son got a nasty gash on his cheek. He was running across the front room laughing away and BAM! right into the corner of a table. I almost cried I felt so bad. Are there not kid safe corner protectors? If not, let's invent that shit and make millions! Mwoohoohahaha!!!

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