Here's another Mark Twain story.
"One Sunday morning, after attending church services in Hartford, Mark Twain approached Dr. Doane, the minister, and said jovially, 'I enjoyed your service this morning, doctor. I welcomed it like an old friend. In fact, I have at home a book containing every word of it.'
The minister was indignant. 'You have not!'
'Yes, I have,' insisted Twain.
'I would like to see it!' said Dr. Doane, huffily.
'I will send it to you,' promised Mark Twain.
The following day, a messenger delivered to the Reverend Doane a copy of an unabridged dictionary."
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall then. I wonder how many cuss words a preacher knows.
Hey, at least he got a free dictionary out of his troubles! :-)
"One Sunday morning, after attending church services in Hartford, Mark Twain approached Dr. Doane, the minister, and said jovially, 'I enjoyed your service this morning, doctor. I welcomed it like an old friend. In fact, I have at home a book containing every word of it.'
The minister was indignant. 'You have not!'
'Yes, I have,' insisted Twain.
'I would like to see it!' said Dr. Doane, huffily.
'I will send it to you,' promised Mark Twain.
The following day, a messenger delivered to the Reverend Doane a copy of an unabridged dictionary."
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall then. I wonder how many cuss words a preacher knows.
Hey, at least he got a free dictionary out of his troubles! :-)
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mmm.....funny...i loved the movie the ring, but i just sat here and
had to have my roommate tell me the final scene again. I guess that means
i either have a really really bad memory, or it wasnt all that good.
lol. probably the first suggestion.
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