g_felix

Who remembers the rest of this childhood song?

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, Oh what fun to eat....

Anyone?

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voltaire:

.....and I forgot my spoon!......
C'mon....how could I not know?....I used to scream that song at the top of my lungs as a kid....I was a very strange child...How 'bout this one?
the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play pinochle on your snout.....
do you know the rest of that one?
hope all is well with you....

Jan 23, 2003

grrlhavoc:

damn i wish i had heard that song as a child....it would have made me a better person

Jan 23, 2003

I know that everyone has heard the old saying by Anonymous: He who hesitates is lost.

Have you heard this one?
A ship cannot sail on yesterday's wind.
(Who said that? George Wisniewski?)

tinfoilhalo:

Yeah , that hesitation thing has come back to haunt me on more than one occasion . I'm still trying to determine when I SHOULD and when I SHOULDN'T hesitate . I usually wind up doing it backwords though .

Jan 22, 2003

jordyn:

yeah i have that second one some where. It's so true in our lives we often hesitate for fear that all will be lost, but i found that even if you jump and miss there often a soft landing.

But as way of qoutes there is this one " when fate closes one door many others open"

what are we to do with contradicting quotes?

Jan 23, 2003

I know that I'm a day early in saying this... but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE ANGEL!!!!

My new work situation is a little strange.

My Boss is in a different office. He does not even give me projects to work on.

There is another Manager in my office that gives me projects and who is responsible for me being there but he is not my boss.

Efficient, no?

Anyway, the manager in my office had a birthday and we all went...
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g_felix:

Ahhh....

And it was such a simple answer, too!

Jan 17, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

Come on , you KNEW that Faith was the mystic keeper of all answers .

That opening bit reminds me of the movie Office Space . Ha,ha!!! Just make sure you don't upset the "Milton" guy . He'll set the building on fire .

Jan 17, 2003

Unlike a few people at my job that I could name, I *really* don't like it when 'the fecal matter hits the air distribution device'.

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tinfoilhalo:

I'm with ya buddy . I don't like fecal matter hitting anything around me . Especially something that could cause me to get sprayed by afore mentioned fecal matter .

Jan 13, 2003

tinfoilhalo:

Hmmmm....taking out Paris WOULD be a lot quicker , AND less messy than taking out the whole country . That's a right fine idea .

I hereby promote you to Supreme Military Thinking Stuff Up Guy . It is a highly prestigious position . Congratulations .

Jan 15, 2003

Hey,

Does anyone know why birds decide they want to swoop in front of your car? Long stretch of road. No birds in sight and then they swoop in front of your car.

Happens all the time, doesn't it?

I hit one the other day. Heard the thump, saw the poof of feathers.

Is this just natural selection at work here? Did all the other...
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tinfoilhalo:

I'd jump in front of a speeding car too if all I had to eat was worms

As for the flag of the SG Empire , your suggestion is pretty good . We'll go with that I think . At least for now .

Jan 12, 2003

jordyn:

could it be they have the brains the size of peas?

Nah all birds are out to get you, havent you ever seen "Birds"

I do hate it though that feeling of remorse for hitting an animal, i once acidently ran over a coon i felt terrible but nothing i could have done.

Jan 13, 2003

Does anyone else feel that our english language is wierd?

For example: Don't you think that it's odd that stressed spelled backwards is desserts?

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tinfoilhalo:

That just FREAKED me out man!!!!!! Ha,ha,ha!!!!

Jan 9, 2003

inkvisitor:

hmm yes...like live(d)/(d)evil, diaper/repaid, and deified which is actually a palindrome...
it hurts my brain!

so how have you been?

Jan 12, 2003

Its strange how old friends will pop into your head when you have not seen/talked to them in years.

Sometimes it is the oddest word/sound/smell that will trigger the memory.

This time it was the word fertilizer. Yessireebob, fertilizer.

I went to high school with a fellow named Hunter. Stand up kind of fellow. A bit wild which was an added plus.

Anyway, Hunter had...
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jordyn:

Thats a great way of retaliation.

Yeah for some reason I keep having dreams of friends of old, don't know what it means exactly but I suppose I'll figure it out in the long run.

Oh yeah I'm back by the way!

Jan 7, 2003

a35mmlife:

one of those old friends of mine was in town from NYC this past week. he was crazy. if i did anything wrong...it was with this guy... he was my bad influence... a brilliant kid with a temper like you wouldnt believe and the braun to back it up. could get scary.

hes now an uber agent for models. hehehe

its funny how some people can never change and some people become toatally new people

Jan 7, 2003

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!!!

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inkvisitor:

hope things went fabulous!

Jan 2, 2003

amina:

not the greatest new years for me, hope yours went well.

Jan 3, 2003

We have a new couch but our two cats

have apparently decided to make it their new bed and scratching post.

My wife and I have decided to foil their little plan, literally.

We have *armoured" the couch.

The cats do not like aluminum foil. Our couch is now covered in aluminum foil and "Sticky Paws". "Sticky Paws" are basically just strips of two sided...
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erin:

good! yes sticky paws good!

please do not declaw. buy a new really cool post and stick it right by the couch. try everything.

yay! reasonable pet owners.

Dec 30, 2002

tinfoilhalo:

You're lucky . My sister's cat has taken to "spraying " everything in sight , for some strange reason . They have taken him to the vet and everything . Nobody can figure out why he's doing it , or what brought it on . It seems to be a great mystery .

Dec 30, 2002

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

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tinfoilhalo:

Right back at 'ya!!!!!

Dec 24, 2002

jordyn:

Merry X_mas to you as well!

And A happy and Grand NEW YEAR!!!

Dec 25, 2002

Going to Michigan to see my sister for Christmas! My wife and I are flying out Christmas day, so we get to see my wife's family and my family both on Christmas! Neato-torpedo!

Flying up there will be a blessing. It's a 12 hour drive in good weather with no traffic. The flight is 3.5 hours and that is with an hour layover in Pittsburgh....
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theoriginalsin:

Hey, I was born in Jackson. Well, I hope you had some happy holidays. I going to be leaving the site. So take care. It was a pleasure meeting you.

Dec 23, 2002

inkvisitor:

neato-burrito!
talk to you when you return

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