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when i walked into the room
my eyes adjusted to the gloom
and i saw the ladies waiting there within
none of them were quite my type
and some of them were over-ripe
but i was drunk and ready for some sin

why do I do this to myself
put self respect up on the shelf

I was feeling awfully cool and smooth
decided then that i would make my move
I took a little cutie by the hand
she turned around I saw she was a man

first he hit me in the mouth
then he hit me way down south
then he kicked me in the head
left me lying there for dead

even though my head got bashed
that long-haired bruiser kicked my ass
I’m going out to do it all again.

when i walked into the room
my eyes adjusted to the gloom
i saw all the ladies waiting there within
some of them were over-ripe
none of them were quite my type
but I was drunk and ready for some sin

even though my head got bashed
that long-haired bruiser kicked my ass
I’m going out to do it all again

you’d think by now a guy would learn
play with fire you are sure to burn.

first he hit me in the mouth
then he hit me way down south
then he kicked me in the head
left me lying there for dead

well I made a big mistake

-Gas Huffer (Janitors of Tomorrow - "Mistake")