fyrestarter

I wish I had one of these...

Super Soaker!


...so when the annoying German Shepard next door is barking/yapping and won't shut his bark hole I could soak him!

Ahh, that would relieve some tension.


*Edited to say...*
I in no way would want to hurt him...just annoy him enough to shut the hell up.
You irritate me, then I'll irritate you

A give and take kind of relationship...