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Monday Nov 25, 2002

Nov 25, 2002
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A personal ad my friend says he found online:

"Do you look for a woman with the body proportions of a slim adolescent boy?
Are you intimidated by women that are funnier than you are?
Does your mom still do your laundry?
Do you like to wear the panties in the relationship?
Are you dissatisfied with your wife or girlfriend and need a shoulder to cry on?
Do you consider listening to be foreplay?
Do you insist on going Dutch on the first date?
If so, please do not write to me."
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Bwhahaha! I hope he'll clue me in on its source.

Priceless!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
maldoror:
hehe, thanks for the comments! you are too sweet; sorry i haven't had a chance to respond, i've been ultra-mega-busy getting ready to move out w/my gf (woohoo!!). you like Big Black too? wow, i am in love, even more so! *swoon* btw, i see you like the Fall, could you recommend a good album by them? I've been meaning to get into them for a loooong time, but i'm so overwhelmed, they must have like a hundred albums out!! and i can go blowing $$ on CDs like i used to...*sigh* i miss life before responsibilities...well, take care, and stay beautiful! *mrrrowr!*
Nov 27, 2002
maldoror:
holy crap! you animated your pic! *slumps to floor from grand mal seizure*
love
Nov 27, 2002

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