fussy

so here are few thing the i have learned in the past month and a half

1- be careful what you wish for
i recently got upgraded in my cake and coffee job from "peon" to "supervisor"
fussy says: hey job, can have some full time hours now?
job says: sure, how many hours did you want?
fussy says: as long as my hours add up to 35-40 a week, i should be ok
job says: great! HERE ARE 50 HOURS A WEEK YOU DUMB FUCK AND NO DAYS OFF IN A ROW SO YOU CAN GO CRAZY!!!
fussy explodes
i mean, i get days off, they're just kind of here and there, it makes planning my week difficult
on the upside, i can now actually afford to live in my cozy cave with my warm fuzzy man and eat and buy awesome t-shirts online
in a few weeks i will have unicorns humping emblazoned upon my chest, take that sense of decency!

2- i have a very very low tolerance for idiots
but then again who doesn't? with me being at my job all the time now and all the downtown tourist morons i have to deal with, ive been feeling very head stabby lately

3- never again agree to be in a bridal party
my best friend got married in the past two weeks, and i was lucky enough to be her maid of honor
it was great until at 11:00am on the day of her wedding, she decided that all major decisions from that point on were not her responsability and the wedding was at 7pm
so yay fun for me
fussy say: hey T, do you want blue flowers or white flowers in your bouquet?
T says: i dunno
fussy says: ok, well who's hair am i doing today?
T says: i dunno
fussy says: ok, well what did yo . . .
T says: your next question had better be what kind fruit do i want in my mimosa
hell i dont blame her though, im probably going to be even worse at my wedding
i love her to death, but ill never do that again for anyone ever

4- batchellorette parties are fun fun fun




i got to plan it, but i shouldn't take all the credit for the good time we had, i just gave us a time and a place to meet and the girls took it from there
we saw strippers
BOY strippers
SEXY FRENCH BOY strippers, who chatted us up all night
it was really funny too, because the strippers were dancing at a gay bar that night, so here we were a group of shreaking boozing ladies dressed in ties and fedoras screaming "get naked!!" surrounded by quiet middle aged gay guys just trying to enjoy the show
i think we actaully managed to scare a few dancers off the stage
as a side note, i would be nice if some could get a picture of me NOT making drunken eyes for once

and lastly . .

5- if at first you dont succeed . . .
you know the rest
i got to meet the very lovely oryx while she was in town
we hung out in her hotel room talking about her job hazards and the other sucidie girls she got to meet in the city
we shot a photoset while my friend ate room service eggs benedict, it was fun
but sadly the set was not accepted, so back to the drawing board for fussy
i swear i am going to try again soon though, i mean, it's been nearly 2 years since my first set!
but thats my fault for not trying i guess

so there you have it
ill leave you with a little known fact about me
when i get really sick, i like to cook, alot
i have a sinus cold today and so far ive made cornbread, broccoli soup, fruit salad and pasta
this is much more than my usual microwave everything cooking that i do
whats really funny is that because im so sick, my SO refuses to eat any of the food ive made
but ha, more for me then