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Unh, worked until almost eleven thirty tonight. I busted my ass. Did get some decent tips though, but if I never see another dish as long as I live it will be to soon!!
Is a dishwasher too much to ask for?? Seriously, waitresses in big resteraunts have it easy. I do the job of four people. Waiting tables, cooking the food, bussing tables, doing the dishes and the prep may sound like it keeps you busy but it's a LOT of work on a busy night.

Okay, there I go ranting again. But riddle me this, why do people bring their evil, sugar high kids into a resteraunt, expect the waitress to not only serve them but baby-sit their kids, and then get mad when you :::gasp:::leave the parenting of their kids to the PARENTS! Grrrrr. I really hate those people, and they're lousy tippers.

Okay, NOW I'm done ranting.
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Heh heh heh, more Brit-Com humor, my favorite.

" I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near! "

" Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. "

"Well, we know what to get you for Christmas. A double labotomy and six rolls of rubber wallpaper. "

"Oh no, Mr. Flibble, we couldn't do that. Who'd clean up the mess?"

"Oh, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! "