funkyphantom

EDIT: A few things:
1. I have done so well (#1 in the store, #3 in the district) in my store that my managers are asking me to come up with something to present to the lower preformers to try and convince them not to suck
2. I have a second interview with Gamestop management tomorrow
3.Im watching meet the robinsons and its pretty entertaining (tom selleck lol)
4. I never realized how much of a scumbag piece of shit michael eisner was thank god he isnt overseeing Disney anymore, fucking horrible human being.

Why hello there
Your charismatic hero has returned to his dank hole from a long arduous 3 day trip to the big city. . .
of charlotte. I have no real complaint about the city, we were in uptown most of the time so were in pretty posh coditions. We stayed at a GLORIOUS ramada inn (oooooh, big time) and trekked back and forth to uptown.
The trip was fun, not as many people as I thought would have attended, but hey, more room for my fat ass.
I present to you a photo essay, of sorts.
So first thing was first, there was a signing at this comic shop called "heroes arent hard to find" which was a pretty sweet comic shop
This is the first thing you see with you enter the shop, I had to take three different pictures and cut them together, you get the idea, it is amazing.

Heres another

and another

Some theatre sized vinyl posters for watchmen, super sweet



DAT ASS. seriously though, totally gave me a boner

random crap throughout the store


door to the back room, pretty cool huh?


Our hotel room PRETTY SWEET HUH?

By the way the fan in the batroom was HORRIBLY loud, it sounded like a mastodon raping an Ethiopian child in a techno club while riding a tractor
So we went from there to the showing of Night of the living dead, here are some more picture of a great man. . . . taken with a shitty camera


george being a pimp

Next day killing time before watching a terrible movie called season of the witch

OMG ZOMBIEZ LOL

The theatre for the first few movies was pretty cool it was an old church bought by the city in the 70s, turned into some sort of community center, and then renovated in the 90s, it was pretty cool



For this Q&A (and I made sure for the others after this one) I made sure I was in the front row so I could be RIGHT THERE



Then we went to concord mills mall, which is GIGANTIC I mean HUGE. The Bass pro shop is SUPER big, and I heard itr has a small manmade lake that you can fish in
Unfortunately it looks like it was decorated by a blind gay man
There was a circuit city closing in here I scored 5 seasons of Seifeild for 50 bucks SHYEAH


lolz

And this is for Drew

so as an aside I ate a a place called COOK OUT for the first time (and then 3 other times) this weekend, its pretty good this isnt their menu, its the list of different MILKSHAKES you can get

Now the final two movies along with the big Q&A was moved to this place called the epicenter theater, it was just recently built, if fact most of the shopping center is still being built. This theater is fucking RIDICULOUSLY fancy, it is super nice, the seat felt like god himself was cupping my ass. Theres an actual restaurant in the the theater and you can get you meals made and givin to you in the theater, so you can mack on gourmet hamburgers and fries in style. and its also got 3 fully loaded bars and a lounge outside the actual theaters

THE ESCLATOR CHANGED COLORS FOR FUCKS SAKE








well its 2am, im effing tired, and my cat is being a shit