funkyphantom

I wrote this a couple days ago, right now im watching black snake moan and loadin wu-tang onto my my itunes, turns out justin timberlake makes the same faces when he sexes up christina rici, as when he sings

huh, weird.





I hate retarded kids

Now, before anyone accuses me of bigotry, let me clarify

There is, in my mind, a difference between retarded kids, and handicapped kids, I love handicapped kids, they rock, they are funny and really nice.

So, like I said I hate retarded kids, not even stupid kids (all kids are stupid)

Now that school is back in session, they are everywhere, commuting to and from school like retarded birds, chirping away, and doing retarded shit. According to the evolutionary theory, retarded creatures shouldn't last long, and should eventually die out, letting the not-so retarded animals to flourish. Now this is the same goddamned point that almost all people make on occasion, but I have a little bit of a different view on it. I don't blame society anymore, or our culture mind you, for making our kids retarded, now I know the education frequently lowers standards so the retarded can flourish in schools, but the thing they don't tell the kids is that if they hate school so much, you don't need a diploma to flip burgers. I blame two things for our retarded youth, them, and their parents. Every child comes with a pre-disposition complex that they are indeed invincible, and it is that which our culture backs up, conflict, resolution of conflict, roll credits. So, if the parents don't bet it into their children's heads that they are in fact not invincible, the kids begin to slowly ferment in their own bile, because hey, if there aren't any consequences, if there are some minor ones, I can do anything! Unfortunately this isn't true, and it's that mindset that leads to big mistakes. Obviously telling kids not to do drugs or fuck like animals isn't working, never really has, shit even in Africa with Mr. Aids handing out his business cards to everyone, people still fuck like animals. Its not the lack of "do and I'll fucking spank you" attitude out there, it's the serious lack of critical thinking in the mind of the children and their parents. You aren't teaching your kids not to fuck up, its an impossibility, kids are BUILT to fuck up, that's the only way you learn anything. You teach your kids to critically think, and they are set for LIFE. Giving them time outs, don't cut it anymore, you have to put a lot more effort into being a parent now, it's a complex world we live in, and your kids need to up to date. I wrote this today because the youngest one in the house I live in (I live another family) thinks that he is just so fucking cool that the best way to be a badass and piss his mom off (who spoils him, by the way, and makes a lot of empty threats) is to yell fuck you a bunch and walk out on his way to school and reveal in a shocking twist ending, he smokes cigarettes! GASP! Would she be so surprised? He smokes pot, it wouldn't be very beyond him to start on cigs. And why did he get so upset? Upset to the point where his dad told him if he talked to his mom like that again he'd knock him across the room (really a half-empty promise)? Because mother dearest woke him up late for school. Hey I'll give it was an hour late, but for his RETARDED ass not have a reliable alarm clock that's loud enough to wake him up, is HIS problem, he is only in tenth grade after all. If my kid pulled that, I'd do what my dad did, slap his face for being that disrespectful in the first place take the cigarettes flush them down the toilet, and take his door off the FUCKIGN HINGES. Privacy means more than money to people living with their parents, and this is a kid who regularly borks his little girlfriend and smokes in his room, when he should at least have the decency to do it somewhere else. These kids who do all this careless bullshit, grow up to it to, some actually grow up, but now since its easier for them to survive being retarded, you find more and more retarded adults.

In closing, if any of you out there on the internet have kids, don't baby them, treat them well and make sure they know how to do the basics and the some. Cause when I crack and beat up a bunch of 15 years olds, I don't want to hurt your kids.


Jorren writes this just because he is jealous that a tenth grader gets more action than he does, and the fact that he cant, and never will be, a chollo, or a cholo, or however the hell you spell it.