fullthrottlegary

this will be my last entry. its been fun, but i am broke as a joke. I may someday return, but until then everyone keep on keepin on. Peace and Grease.

i've decided i need to go and live in japan. As soon as i get some cash saved up i am out of here. I can sell nike shoes and levi jeans and make everynight a big super happy fun time.

got blitzed tonight at the barely legal... had to leave at like 10:30 unfortunately...went back at like 1:00 and the party was fuckin deserted... weak sauce.

been hardcore slangin beer at the waukesha county fair for the last couple days and have to go do it again tonight... i have to endure the remaining beach boy and his back up band...but at least the moneys good.

you know...i dont get how anyone could logically vote for bush in the upcoming election. I mean fuck... he turned a $238 billion surplus (left by clinton four years ago) into a $500 billion deficit.... thats FUCKED UP! but i could go on and on.... anyways my bro's band(the servos) has a couple of shows tommorow (the 22nd) at the rock shop(60th and Burnham, West...
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got stupid drunk at a friends cookout... i was drunk from 3 p.m. until 3 a.m. There was a "pimps and hoes" party going on next door that we knew a few people at and infiltrated. There was a dj and a lot of people "dancing" upstairs...or as i like to call it... sweaty rubbing. I can't bring myself to dance. Im just racially handicapped......
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dyed my hair black today... i was going stir crazy sitting in my fucking house and had to do something... gotta dodge yokel inlaws tommorow then get spiflicated at a friends cook out. fun shit.

spent all day shoveling dirt into a wheelbarrow, then shoveling the dirt in the wheel barrow into a dumpster, then repeating. Much fun. Turns out my "dorm room" at columbia is actually a high end downtown apartment... fuckin a. Its the hottness, got its own kitchen, bathroom, state of the art fitness center and a fuckin in ground heated pool. Sweet cuppin cakes. Just gotta...
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Im getting really fucking worn out... this no job thing is killing me mentally. i dont do anything anymore. im all stir crazy, need something to take my mind off things. fuck.

i have to take the time and thank this site. it has honestly opened my eyes. The site has really showns me how beautiful real girls are. Growing up as a horny adolescent male with access to the internet really clouded my perception of female beauty. When you're growing up and you sneak looks at porn, you're not seeing real women, you get this distorted...
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drunk tonight. went to deny's. some dumb chick kept yelling about it being her birthday. im putting some serious consideration into trying my hand at stand up comedy. im used to performing in front of large crowds, so i dont think that'd be too tough. im gonna get a little note book to carry around with me so i can write down all the shit...
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i developed an acute type of insomnia... its not that i cant sleep, i just can only get to sleep at about 3:30-4:00 in the morning(after taking sufficiant sleep aids... tylenol p.m. and/or alcohol) and then i cant wake up until about 11:30 or 12. It hasnt affected my life in an adverse way, its just annoying having to force/drug myself to sleep. Nothing else...
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