Facts about toenails:
1. Toenails are fairly oblong, unless you've somehow fucked them up.
2. Penis.
3. The chemical composition of toenails is widely disputed, but was described by Father Wilbur Jacob Wallace, M.D. in the 12th century as being 'a mite bit like water, but at the same time rather like the kind of plastic that Tupperware is made of."
4. Later, in the 58th century, the chemical composition was discovered by Oscar Wilde to be one-half plastic, one-half water, a third nitrogen, onion, salt, sodium glucomate, and exactly one-one thousand, two hundred and fifty-sixth "Yellow 5".
5. In certain remote Nicaraguan villages, carefully sculptured toenails are used in ritual sacrifices, in which the sharpened nail is driven into the stomach of a large black man, whilst the thumb of the High Shaman is inserted into said victim's anus. The resulting blood is collected and used as a material in the lucrative Nicaraguan telephone manufacturing business.
In common culture, toenails are used in the manufacture and sale of woolen undergarments and boys' pants. (Race cars.)
I didnt make that up, I just found it and had nothing else to put here so why not. ENJOY!
1. Toenails are fairly oblong, unless you've somehow fucked them up.
2. Penis.
3. The chemical composition of toenails is widely disputed, but was described by Father Wilbur Jacob Wallace, M.D. in the 12th century as being 'a mite bit like water, but at the same time rather like the kind of plastic that Tupperware is made of."
4. Later, in the 58th century, the chemical composition was discovered by Oscar Wilde to be one-half plastic, one-half water, a third nitrogen, onion, salt, sodium glucomate, and exactly one-one thousand, two hundred and fifty-sixth "Yellow 5".
5. In certain remote Nicaraguan villages, carefully sculptured toenails are used in ritual sacrifices, in which the sharpened nail is driven into the stomach of a large black man, whilst the thumb of the High Shaman is inserted into said victim's anus. The resulting blood is collected and used as a material in the lucrative Nicaraguan telephone manufacturing business.
In common culture, toenails are used in the manufacture and sale of woolen undergarments and boys' pants. (Race cars.)
I didnt make that up, I just found it and had nothing else to put here so why not. ENJOY!