fudoh

i don't like my job all that much but i work with some of the weirdest people in the world. like it is almost a requirment to have done jail time to work at my company. this one guy got arrested FROM work and they gave him his job back.

the craziest guy i work with is reg. he is just a weird funny guy. this one time when he was a kid. he was hittng a tennis ball back and forth with a friend of his and this kid was sitting on this pg&e truck that had all these metal doors on the side. well one door was open and his fingers were hanging down when someone pushed the door shut and severed one of his fingers. the kid runs off to go to the hospital and reg and his friend start hitting the severed tip of his finger with their tennis rackets. hitting it into bushes and one time it got stuck on the racket. the best part is that they came back to get the severed finger in hopes of reattaching it and it was too damaged to put back on. then the kids parents came to regs house and were yelling at reg's parents "what kind of kid you raising that plays with a kids severed finger"